Thursday, April 20, 2017

Thursdays Are Easy Though

Sorry for the lack of posting. I just haven't seen any funny pictures that inspired me lately.


Tuesday, April 11, 2017

But Where Is His Other Hand?



1. "Is that a dissertation on General Relativity in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

2. "Sit down on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up."

3. "Is my hand on your ass or is your ass on my hand? It depends entirely on your frame of reference."

4. "Not funny. Now giff me my teef back before I beat you like United Airlines securify."

5. Then she reached in his pocket and stole all his Oxycontin and Einstein never dated a West Virginia woman again.


Friday, April 07, 2017

TGIF


Titty Gun In (your) Face

Wednesday, April 05, 2017

Skin. Flute.



1. If you noticed the flute before the nip, expect a visit from Mike Pence's Electroshock Treatment Squad.

2. Female Jethro Tull reboot... much more intriguing than female Ghostbusters reboot.

3. "So, you spent your entire Clinton internship learning to play 'Hail to the Chief' on flute? Waste of time, huh?"