Monday, October 16, 2006

Too Easy



1. "Congressman Frank, I'm pretty sure this is NOT one of the normal duties of a House Page."

2. "And now, let me demonstrate how I made Florence 'Wessonality' Henderson my personal biyatch."

3. "I don't have a drinking problem. I can quit any time I want."

4. "Mom, I'm going to be in the bathroom for the next, oh, two or three hours."

5. "Yeah, I now save all my urine. That Sullivan guy pays me $50 a bottle for it."

6. "Hey! I'm just trying to make some french fries here. You people are sick. Sick! Sick! Sick!"

7. "That creepy pervert Gerry Studds is dead? Dude, I'm gonna celebrate by frying up the biggest batch of chicken you ever saw!"

8. Ang Lee remakes Ferris Bueller's Day Off. This time, instead of the road trip to Chicago, Ferris and Cameron stay home and give each other hot oil massages.

9. "OK, we got the cooking oil, styrofoam cups, and Windex. Now, according to the Anarchist cookbook, all we need are some mothballs and Bam! No school tomorrow."

10. "So, dad, I'm still the will, right? Cool, let me whip you up some deep-fried pork chops."

9 comments:

Zeke said...

--The extra oil keeps my pelt silky smooth.

Young Eddie misunderstands what his television idols are drinking with hilarious and gastric results.

WALSTIB said...

ORA

Well, what's our little skeptic doing today?
He's frying the cat in pure Wesson oil.

[word verification=iiiwjxvx. Pretty close to the sound that the cats makes]

The Man said...

An intern for Kitty Dukakis shows new interns how to pour one of Kitty's Gin and Canola Oil cocktails.

andthenblammo! said...

"Hey, I'm looking at the label! It says 'Corn Oil'! 'Corn-Hole Oil' must be a totally different product!"

Jay Guevara said...

No KY for oil!

sonicfrog said...

Crap. This isn't Draino!!! Man, suicide is sooo hard....

divine miss m said...

"I'll give the...um, women...above me my whole allowance for a month to see them wrestle in this."

Anonymous said...

Convert to Islam? Hell no! I would rather...

MP Martin said...

I was the waterboy for the Raiders, but now I'm the oilboy for the Ms. Atlantina Bodybuilding team. And, I donate all available testosterone too!