Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Up against the wall


1. "I'm going to fire that Ergonomics consultant."

2. Sully knew if he was ever going to beat Mr. Slave in the Whore-Off, he was going to require intensive training.

3. After spending two-and-half million dollars for a Manhattan apartment, Richie discovered the only item of furniture he could afford was an Ikea trebuchet.

4. "This is not what it looks like."

5. A witch, a witch!!!

Best of The Man
Michael Moore's new film Sicko failed to include what the average Cuban gets as treatment for hemroids.

Best of jeff
"Guys? Guys? C'mon guys, let me down - it isn't funny anymore. Guys! I gotta go!"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Props to my homies.

Best of lawhawk
Doctors in the UK devised a way to treat Khalid Ahmed after suffering burns over 90% of his body at Glasgow airport.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
What happens when the assembly instructions for the bookshelf are in Korean.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"This is 9-1-1, what is your emergency?..."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
PSA: Never cross the divine miss m.

Best of racerboy
"Hmmm, let's see... hard up against a wall, getting rammed up the butt, and no wiggle room left, set off by dull, featureless surroundings horribly lit by flourescents... yeah, that pretty much sums up my office. Why?"

Best of racerboy
In Communist Russia, Wall plasters you!

Best of Van Helsing
After socializing medicine, the Shrillary Administration went on to put the government in charge of wallpapering.

Best of Double the U
yea, wait until this is mandatory.

Best of Steve-O
Never pass out drunk around your friends if they are a-holes.
Never.
Ever.

Best of evariste
Sully re-enacting Archimedes: "Give me a lever to put up your ass, and I will rock your world."

Best of the doyle
Laugh all you want guys, but he's getting a 10 million dolar grant for this so-called "art"

Best of 2spothipshot
Clem was creating the perfect practical joke, using some lumber and a couple of blasting caps, when everything went black.

Best of 2spothipshot
"OH YEAH ? Well SHOVE your 2 X 4 !!!"

Best of Whacko
Using his patented "Extending Ram Pole", Sidney could spend hours looking through the hole into the girl's locker room with very little effort.

Best of curly
Joe’s unconventional alternative to a store bought stud finder was cumbersome yet fairly accurate.

Best of Submariner
Using Manute Bols' glory hole can lead to interesting challenges...

Best of captainobvious
Tony Littles worst infomercial.

Best of the paperboy
After two weeks of late night partying, Joe found himself awkwardly enjoying his new UltraBass Subwoofer sound system from his neighbor's apartment.

Best of the paperboy
Don't Do What Donny Don't Does.

:-P h/t: Timmeh!

59 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

Ernie's boss told him to fix the crack in the wall. Ernie said "I don't see no crack." The boss assisted Ernie's perception skills.

Jack Reacher said...

"They told me every studio in the East Village comes with one of these."

The Man said...

Sully joined Alpha Zeta Chi for their brotherhood and parties. However the hazing really did it for him.

The Man said...

The New York Times Editorial department checks out their new digs.

The Man said...

Some people like a nice piece of art on their wall, Al Sharpton likes a honky.

The Man said...
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The Man said...

Michael Moore's new film Sicko failed to include what the average Cuban gets as treatment for hemroids.

divine miss m said...

Much cheaper than an electronic security monitoring system, less daily maintenance than a Rottweiler, and a whole lot less lethal than a Glock 9mm, but equally effective during a break-in.

jeff said...

"Guys? Guys? C'mon guys, let me down - it isn't funny anymore. Guys! I gotta go!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Props to my homies.

lawhawk said...

Doctors in the UK devised a way to treat Khalid Ahmed after suffering burns over 90% of his body at Glasgow airport.

If I tell you one more time not to walk on my freshly waxed floors, you'll wish that I only pinned you up against the wall. I warned you!

I guess it was just another brick in the wall.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Ah, the multitude of practical jokes you can do with a "glory hole".

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Man, I wish I coulda been a fly on that wall..."

Jeees loooeeez, are the verification words gettin' longer?

Son Of The Godfather said...

When pole-vaulting goes horribly wrong.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Having made one-too-many caps about Subby's "prom date", SOTG finds himself in a precarious situation.

Son Of The Godfather said...

The Infinite Improbability Drive sometimes yields interesting results.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Low budget Demon Seed.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Hi, my name is 'Bob'... 'Shiska' Bob... heh heh... get it?....Hey, where are you going? Don't leave me here!... Hello?... Hello?...."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Where will you be...

Son Of The Godfather said...

What happens when the assembly instructions for the bookshelf are in Korean.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"This is 9-1-1, what is your emergency?..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Honestly, I don't know how to talk to you anymore... It's like I'm talking to a wall!"

Silhouette said...

"Oh yeah? I'll mop the floor with you. And later, maybe clean the walls and ceiling."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Hey lawhawk, what are you up to?"
"Nothin' much... just hangin' around..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

PSA: Never cross the divine miss m.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I got totally plastered last weekend..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Why Dr.McCoy mistrusts the transporter system.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Sylar's acquired power of levitation explained.

racerboy said...

"Hmmm, let's see... hard up against a wall, getting rammed up the butt, and no wiggle room left, set off by dull, featureless surroundings horribly lit by flourescents... yeah, that pretty much sums up my office. Why?"

racerboy said...

In Communist Russia, Wall plasters you!

Van Helsing said...

After socializing medicine, the Shrillary Administration went on to put the government in charge of wallpapering.

Double the U said...

yea, wait until this is mandatory.

Submariner said...

Sheesh! Make one lousy joke to Rosie about "stickin' somethin' into the hole in the dyke..."

Submariner said...

V - #5 caused CSOM

Submariner said...

Aw c'mon... I have to be able to stand back so's I can "whip this out..."

sonicfrog said...

Well, that's one way to make yourself "Sully-proof".

Anonymous said...

Never pass out drunk around your friends if they are a-holes.

Never.

Ever.

Steve O

2spothipshot said...

So then,I "made myself at home" while Mr. Mengele retrieved his "instruments".

2spothipshot said...

"Hmm. Kinda rigid....10 bucks huh? I'll give ya 6!"
Sofa shopping with Mr. Hagglestien.

2spothipshot said...

"Okay,I can see it now."
Billys' love of flicking things got him into trouble more than once with Dad.

2spothipshot said...

"No Mr. Wilson, I will NOT be your patent attorney. AND TAKE YOUR 'LADDER' WITH YOU !!!"

2spothipshot said...

The view wasn't great, but Lance didn't mind.

evariste said...

Sully re-enacting Archimedes: "Give me a lever to put up your ass, and I will rock your world."

the doyle said...

Laugh all you want guys, but he's getting a 10 million dolar grant for this so-called "art"

Word Verification: oxsbemzo, sounds like a new drug to cure diarreaha...although maybe that guy already found a cure.

2spothipshot said...
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2spothipshot said...

I can't be sure, but I think there's a clue in this training film why they are the way they are at the dmv.

2spothipshot said...

Clem was creating the perfect practical joke, using some lumber and a couple of blasting caps, when everything went black.

2spothipshot said...

"OH YEAH ? Well SHOVE your 2 X 4 !!!"

Cybrludite said...

So, that's how they make Drill Instructors...

Whacko said...

Using his patented "Extending Ram Pole", Sidney could spend hours looking through the hole into the girl's locker room with very little effort.

curly said...

Joe’s unconventional alternative to a store bought stud finder was cumbersome yet fairly accurate.

curly said...

Sully had to reassure his therapist that his reoccurring dream was not a nightmare but a pleasant source of nocturnal emissions.

curlu said...

While most people put a flag on a pole for the Fourth, Sully celebrates with a fag on a pole.

curly said...

The little dutch boy, all grown up now, satisfies his fetish for plugging unusual holes with various body parts.

Submariner said...

Using Manute Bols' glory hole can lead to interesting challenges...

captainobvious said...

while I do agree this is cheaper than buying the painting scaffolding......

so this is what jerry jeff walkers song "up against the wall redneck mother" means

ive tried every bed from the sleep number to temperpedic but only the lever 7000 helped with my back problems.

Tony Littles worst infomercial.

the paperboy said...

While able to discretely watch his neighbors having sex, Joe was unable to masturbate.

the paperboy said...

After two weeks of late night partying, Joe found himself awkwardly enjoying his new UltraBass Subwoofer sound system from his neighbor's apartment.

the paperboy said...

Don't Do What Donny Don't Does.