Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Because Liberals Get Peevish When I Mock the FLOTUS

Brender


1. M'Chel: "Now, give me back my eatin' shovel or I am going to shove this up your ass sideways. Got me?"

2. M'Chel: "What is this sh-t? Do I look like a gawdam Art Frahm painting to you?" 

3. M'Chel: "Come on, deep throat this you little pansy. We can get you a job in Senator Reid's office."

4. M'Chel: "Tell Marco Rubio this is primo weed and he'll give you $50. Dude's gullible as sh-t."

5. M'Chel: "Don't resist, Jamal. All is peaceful in the hive-mind. Here, take home this pod and sleep with it."

Best of metalgarth
It might taste better than a pencil but how should I know, I don't eat this shit. Ask that cracker McCaskill.

Best of Dr. Doom
"No maaaaam," whimpered Jamal, "I don't want to guess where that has been..."

Best of chronos the wonder pig
"If you don't fetch my eatin' shovel I'm going to rear end you with this!"

Best of Nate
"Smell it...SMELL IT!!!"

Best of Dactyl
No ma'am, it doesn't smell like tuna at all. Why would it smell like tuna?

Best of ColoradoPatriot
"Obamacare? Ha ha, no, silly. Bend over and I'll show you how that works."

Best of dadoctah
"Speak directly into the bok choy so the NSA can hear you."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Look, if'n you don't eat this, the new Sesame Street character will come over and show you what happens in the slammer when you don't open your mouf real wide. Seriously, resistance is futile.

Best of Kaptain Krude
ORA: "Give ear to the words of Manos! Hear the will of Manos!"

Best of Spineless Vertebra
"Hey, kid, you either have to eat all your greens or all your gays. The choice is yours."

Best of Spin
"Now say the words, Nom, Nom, Nom..."

17 comments:

metalgarth said...

It might taste better than a pencil but how should I know, I don't eat this shit. Ask that cracker McCaskill.

Dr. Doom said...

"No maaaaam," whimpered Jamal, "I don't want to guess where that has been..."

chronos the wonder pig said...

"If you don't fetch my eatin' shovel I'm going to rear end you with this!"

Nate said...

"Smell it...SMELL IT!!!"

Dactyl said...

No ma'am, it doesn't smell like tuna at all. Why would it smell like tuna?

blue said...

Let me teach you what Barry likes.

chronos the wonder pig said...

Learn to like it boy or you'll sleep with Tony Soprano.....(too soon?)

ColoradoPatriot said...

"Obamacare? Ha ha, no, silly. Bend over and I'll show you how that works."

GregMan said...

"I'se tellin' you, kid, mine's WAY bigger than this. Just axs Hillary."

dadoctah said...

"Speak directly into the bok choy so the NSA can hear you."

captcha: cast pesafem. Cast your pesafem upon the waters.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

If you don't eat it, I can have you audited every year until you die.

-OR-

It helps maintain brain cells. Look at Joe Biden. He never eats his veggies.

-OR-

Look, if'n you don't eat this, the new Sesame Street character will come over and show you what happens in the slammer when you don't open your mouf real wide. Seriously, resistance is futile.

curly said...

"No, that's Andrew Sullivan's scent, not Barry's. Try again, dummy."

Kaptain Krude said...

ORA: "Give ear to the words of Manos! Hear the will of Manos!"

Spineless Vertebra said...

"Hey, kid, you either have to eat all your greens or all your gays. The choice is yours."

Vinneh said...

"Mrs. Obama, does this health food come with fries and a thick shake"?

Spin said...

"Now say the words, Nom, Nom, Nom..."

Kaptain Krude said...

"Does this look infected to you?"