Friday, June 21, 2013

Crowd Shot


1. Marco Rubio supporters gather for his 2016 Campaign kickoff.

2. Now, if this were an accurate depiction of Joe Biden's brain, the three surviving neurons would be engaged in a hilarious tickle-fight.

3. The meeting of People Who Don't Suspect Hillary Is a Massive Dyke is now called to order.

4. The meeting of People Who Don't Think Russell Brand Is a Massive Douche-Canoe is now called to order.

5. The Weekly Girls viewing party attracts its largest crowd ever.

 Best of chronos the wonder pig
This year's meeting of the V the K fan club drew record crowds.

 Best of Submariner
As Gallagher's reputation waned and he began using puppies, the front rows began to empty at most venues.

 Best of  metalgarth
Attendance for the Dixie Chicks 2013 Tour, crowds was 50% higher than the previous one.

 Best of metalgarth
Midway through the 2254 tour, Gene Simmons' great, great, great, great, great, great grandson, finally decided that it was time to retire Kiss.

 Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Down on the Gang of 8 podium, McCain yells, "Welcome to all our fellow white supporters of amnesty for illegals!"
Throng of 3 supporters - We only came for the free beer! Where's the beer? Where's the BEER? WHERE'S THE BEER??

 Best of Steve O
Ass Press: A gun control rally drew thousands of protesters yesterday in a sign that Republicans are stupid and standing in the way of the inevitable future.

 Best of Spin
"And you three stay there until those spots clear up"

 Best of Whacko
Fans in the bleachers behind 1st base at a Cleveland Indians home game.

 Best of Vinneh
The Ed Schultz Fan Club braving the elements can't get enough of his incisive commentary.

 Best of Submariner
"...and you thought I was crazy to want to be first in line for Steelers - Ravens, eh?"

 Best of Kaptain Krude
"Wow. I didn't think it was THAT loud." Taking propelecia may cause some side effects such as excessive gas.

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Where's everyone else?" "At some black and white photography exhibit. What a bunch of fags."

chronos the wonder pig said...

This year's meeting of the V the K fan club drew record crowds.

Submariner said...

Wide shot during The One's 2013 speech at the Brandenburg Gate...

Submariner said...

As Gallagher's reputation waned and he began using puppies, the front rows began to empty at most venues.

Submariner said...

The Enumclaw Indoor Rodeo draws a record crowd.

metalgarth said...

Attendance for the Dixie Chicks 2013 Tour, crowds was 50% higher than the previous one.

metalgarth said...

Midway through the 2254 tour, Gene Simmons' great, great, great, great, great, great grandson, finally decided that it was time to retire Kiss.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Down on the Gang of 8 podium, McCain yells, "Welcome to all our fellow white supporters of amnesty for illegals!"
Throng of 3 supporters - We only came for the free beer! Where's the beer? Where's the BEER? WHERE'S THE BEER??

-OR-

Thawtbubble: WTF do you mean... the concert was YESTERDAY???

Steve O said...

Ass Press: A gun control rally drew thousands of protesters yesterday in a sign that Republicans are stupid and standing in the way of the inevitable future.

Steve O said...

Ass Press: A gun control rally drew thousands of protesters yesterday in a sign that Republicans are stupid and standing in the way of the inevitable future.
[TOM: Don't forget to swap out the feed from the rally with the photoshopped version.]

ACORN said...

That's all it took to "elect" a communist president.

Spin said...

"And you three stay there until those spots clear up"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The Surgeon General reports that the Voluntary TDR-TB & MERS Quarantine is a huge success. "I think we enlightened liberals have shown there is just no need for aggressive public protection nor any need to bar carriers from entering the US."

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REUTERS, : This reporter has learned that really awful bands routinely limit concert tickets to claim a "sell-out crowd."

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Made You Blink!
Officials begrudgingly admitted that the Staring Contest venue was the poorest attended event in the nearly 2800-year history of the Olympics.

Whacko said...

Fans in the bleachers behind 1st base at a Cleveland Indians home game.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The ACLU and the Stadium Ushers Union will vigorously defend the three against charges they were holding seats for their friends while on the clock.

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Obligatory: Where will you be when your laxatives kick in?

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Where Wal-Mart shoppers go to show off their new XXXL fashions.

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NSA Is Everywhere You Wanna Be!
The two lovebirds couldn't shake the uneasy feeling that they were being watched.

Vinneh said...

The Ed Schultz Fan Club braving the elements can't get enough of his incisive commentary.

Dr. Doom said...

"This meeting of the Californians Who Still Pay Taxes will come to order", intoned the chairman...

Kaptain Krude said...
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Kaptain Krude said...

"That stupid Tim Tebow. He said to go long, but he can't possibly throw it this far."

Submariner said...

This meeting of Obamacare Supporters of the United States is now called to order!

Joshua said...

"Great seats, hey buddy?"

Submariner said...

"...and you thought I was crazy to want to be first in line for Steelers - Ravens, eh?"

Kaptain Krude said...

"Wow. I didn't think it was THAT loud." Taking propelecia may cause some side effects such as excessive gas.

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