Monday, June 17, 2013

"Here I Come to Save the Day..."


1. "Sasha, can I borrow your squirt gun? Andrew Sullivan invited me over for some watersports."

2. Malia couldn't figure out why Choom called out "Oh, Reggie!" as the spurts of water hit his face.

3."Must moisturize Nancy Pelosi before she cracks."

Best of ColoradoPatriot
"Hang on, Sasha. I've got to go refill again. Damn Cuomo and his squirt-gun magazine limitations."

Best of chronos the wonder pig
    Obama rushes aid to the Syrian rebels...

Best of prince of leaves
"And then I ran from the helo into the compound like this, blasting terrorists left and right, and single-handedly took down Bin Laden all by myself without any help!" The girls loved it when their dad reenacted his old war stories, but as they grew up they suspected he exaggerated some of the details.

Best of Submariner
    "Release the Kracken!"
    Barry regretted his joke immediately and ran for his life as M'Chel headed straight for the ladder after her "dive..."

12 comments:

ColoradoPatriot said...

"Hang on, Sasha. I've got to go refill again. Damn Cuomo and his squirt-gun magazine limitations."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Metaphor for getting US involved in the Syrian Quagmire, or allowing 800k illegals to compete with unemployed Americans
#1- Pool = Congress
#2- Do end run around #1

Anonymous said...

Benghazi solution

chronos the wonder pig said...

Obama rushes aid to the Syrian rebels...

prince of leaves said...

Parent's Day at Sidwell Friends was going swell until the President was informed that the school had a zero-tolerance policy for guns. After obstructing his arrest by claiming executive privilege, he ended up spending a year in prison.

prince of leaves said...

"And then I ran from the helo into the compound like this, blasting terrorists left and right, and single-handedly took down Bin Laden all by myself without any help!" The girls loved it when their dad reenacted his old war stories, but as they grew up they suspected he exaggerated some of the details.

Submariner said...

Demonstrating the difference in their philosophy, BO used a constantly refilling pool and overflowing give-away bins as his metaphor for the US economy in his ads.

Romney used a more applicable Florida sinkhole where a home used to stand with the Red Cross taking cash for donuts and coffee from the now homeless standing around it.

Guess who took the uninformed voter block?

Submariner said...

"Release the Kracken!"

Barry regretted his joke immediately and ran for his life as M'Chel headed straight for the ladder after her "dive..."

Submariner said...

Sorry, dear. The resort doesn't use curtains or sofas out here so I couldn't find you a coverup.

Submariner said...

Get to deh choppah!

ATMHE*






*and then M'Chel's head exploded...

Dactyl said...

This photo has been banned in all Chicago public schools. Probably Los Angeles too.

Kaptain Krude said...

"I need a refill. Corpse man!"