Monday, June 17, 2013
"Here I Come to Save the Day..."
1. "Sasha, can I borrow your squirt gun? Andrew Sullivan invited me over for some watersports."
2. Malia couldn't figure out why Choom called out "Oh, Reggie!" as the spurts of water hit his face.
3."Must moisturize Nancy Pelosi before she cracks."
Best of ColoradoPatriot
"Hang on, Sasha. I've got to go refill again. Damn Cuomo and his squirt-gun magazine limitations."
Best of chronos the wonder pig
Obama rushes aid to the Syrian rebels...
Best of prince of leaves
"And then I ran from the helo into the compound like this, blasting terrorists left and right, and single-handedly took down Bin Laden all by myself without any help!" The girls loved it when their dad reenacted his old war stories, but as they grew up they suspected he exaggerated some of the details.
Best of Submariner
"Release the Kracken!"
Barry regretted his joke immediately and ran for his life as M'Chel headed straight for the ladder after her "dive..."