Friday, June 07, 2013

Joe Biden's Homework

Moar: I love crap like this.



Best of Dr. Doom
    Drudge Breaking:  In other news today the Safe Schools Czar released his new standardized test format. The test will be used to identify at risk youth for special intervention...

Best of chronos the wonder pig
Yea, the above is not 100% correct, but who said Joey Biden could spell?

 Best of Joshua
Little did Billy know but his answer drew a red flag at the NSA and he was further investigated for possible terrorist activity.

Best of Dactyl
No wonder Joe hasn't been able to find his pen.

Best of Submariner
What passes for a typical Master's thesis at Columbia. Except that it was edited for some reason to take out the anti-Christian screed.

Best of ColoradoPatriot
    A young Sean Connery shows great potential as a future Jeopardy! contestant.

Best of dadoctah
Carpe left out: I Pay Game In Snot.

Best of Submariner
Sully was intrigued and asked to meet the young Hemingway.

14 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

Drudge Breaking:
In other news today the Safe Schools Czar released his new standardized test format. The test will be used to identify at risk youth for special intervention...

chronos the wonder pig said...

"in my ass got penis"

chronos the wonder pig said...

yea, the above is not 100% correct, but who said Joey Biden could spell?

Anonymous said...

and for the NSA who is monitoring this blog, I meant the other Joey Biden

Carpe Phlogiston said...

While Democrats lauded the partial-haiku to ghey lifestyles, the GOP was aghast at seeing the satanic "horned one" and demanded it be replaced with soft pr0n involving barefoot and pregnant women locked in stocks.

WordVerify: Derove - What the GOP did immediately after the election debacle

Joshua said...

Little did Billy know but his answer drew a red flag at the NSA and he was further investigated for possible terrorist activity.

Dactyl said...

No wonder Joe hasn't been able to find his pen.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Anonymities Gap
Posit Any Enigma
Animate Nosy Pig! (Homer's new chant)
Noisy Pagan Time!
Piety Mania Song (GOP mantra)
Tiny Soap Enigma
A Pygmies Nation
Gentian Myopias (blue ants)
Any Steaming Poi?
Yogi Paean Mints
Filbert was so bored in class, he submitted anagrams for "my goat is in a pen."

Submariner said...

Carpe, you have WAAAAAAAY too much time on your hands, amigo.

But I must sdmit I really liked "Posit Any Enigma."

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

What passes for a typical Master's thesis at Columbia. Except that it was edited for some reason to take out the anti-Christian screed.

ColoradoPatriot said...

oSNLra:

A young Sean Connery shows great potential as a future Jeopardy! contestant.

dadoctah said...

Carpe left out: I Pay Game In Snot.

Submariner said...

Sully was intrigued and asked to meet the young Hemingway.