Monday, June 10, 2013
Red Army Glee Club
1. "Isn't she ruvvry... isn't she beautifoh..." Stevie Wonder was moved by the PRC's tribute.
2. Next on Chinese Glee: "Is that a bayonet rubbing between my firm buy supple buttcheeks, or are you happy to see me?"
3. "And then the SCOAMF said... 'We believe in the free market. We believe in a light touch when it comes to regulations.'..." "Stop it, Chang, you're killing me!"
Best of metalgarth
What do you get when cross "Red Dawn" with "A Christmas Story"?
Fah rah rah rah rah, rah rah rah rah!
Best of GregMan
"And then Obama say, 'That no Kringon, that my wife!' BWA HA HAAA!"
Best of Dr. Doom
Six customers of the Hand Job Nails & Spa react to their Full Monty Wax Treatment...
Best of prince of leaves
But as the victorious Red Army invaders staged their triumphal parade into D.C., guerrillas from DARPA unleashed their secret weapon: the Candiru Simulator Ray.
Best of Submariner
The boys enthusiastically volunteer for genetic testing subject duty. It's either that or listen to Dear Leader sing Elvis songs repeatedly all night after downing too many shots of schnapps.
Best of jimmy
Dear Leader's announcement of an upcoming Nicki Minaj concert in Pyongyang has predictable results.
Best of chronos the wonder pig
"...make her a sammich...ha, ha, ha"
Best of Rodney Dill
Roooxxxxannnnne... You don't have to put on the red light.
Best of dadoctah
"Why you round-eyes allatime gotta say Aiieee Gojira? Was funny one time, mebbe two time, but onry when somebody pointing at something out of frame! Anyway, we Chinese. Gojira flum Japan! Dumb round-eyes!"