Monday, June 10, 2013

Red Army Glee Club


1. "Isn't she ruvvry... isn't she beautifoh..." Stevie Wonder was moved by the PRC's tribute.

2. Next on Chinese Glee: "Is that a bayonet rubbing between my firm buy supple buttcheeks, or are you happy to see me?"

3. "And then the SCOAMF said... 'We believe in the free market. We believe in a light touch when it comes to regulations.'..." "Stop it, Chang, you're killing me!"


Best of metalgarth
What do you get when cross "Red Dawn" with "A Christmas Story"?
Fah rah rah rah rah, rah rah rah rah!

Best of GregMan
"And then Obama say, 'That no Kringon, that my wife!' BWA HA HAAA!"

Best of Dr. Doom
Six customers of the Hand Job Nails & Spa react to their Full Monty Wax Treatment...

Best of prince of leaves
But as the victorious Red Army invaders staged their triumphal parade into D.C., guerrillas from DARPA unleashed their secret weapon: the Candiru Simulator Ray.

Best of Submariner
The boys enthusiastically volunteer for genetic testing subject duty. It's either that or listen to Dear Leader sing Elvis songs repeatedly all night after downing too many shots of schnapps.

Best of jimmy
Dear Leader's announcement of an upcoming Nicki Minaj concert in Pyongyang has predictable results.

Best of chronos the wonder pig
"...make her a sammich...ha, ha, ha"

Best of Rodney Dill
Roooxxxxannnnne... You don't have to put on the red light.

Best of dadoctah
"Why you round-eyes allatime gotta say Aiieee Gojira? Was funny one time, mebbe two time, but onry when somebody pointing at something out of frame! Anyway, we Chinese. Gojira flum Japan! Dumb round-eyes!"

32 comments:

metalgarth said...

What do you get when cross "Red Dawn" with "A Christmas Story"?

Fah rah rah rah rah, rah rah rah rah!

Double the U said...

"You worried Chinese spying on you American? BWAAA AHA AAHAHAHH HA HA HA!"

GregMan said...

"And then Obama say, 'That no Kringon, that my wife!' BWA HA HAAA!"

Kaptain Krude said...

Caption This! standard caption #2: "Aiiee!! Godzirra!"

Kaptain Krude said...

The judges rule on the picture 8 pictures down: "That's a man, baby!"

Dr. Doom said...

Six customers of the Hand Job Nails & Spa react to their Full Monty Wax Treatment...

Steve O said...

"We will BITE you!"

dadoctah said...

"Why you round-eyes allatime gotta say Aiieee Gojira? Was funny one time, mebbe two time, but onry when somebody pointing at something out of frame! Anyway, we Chinese. Gojira flum Japan! Dumb round-eyes!"

prince of leaves said...

Where will *you* be when the cayenne the prankster in the laundry crew put in your platoon's stiffly-starched boxers kicks in simultaneously?

prince of leaves said...

But as the victorious Red Army invaders staged their triumphal parade into D.C., guerrillas from DARPA unleashed their secret weapon: the Candiru Simulator Ray.

prince of leaves said...

ORA: "Mellion, don't look at it. Shut your eyes, Mellion. Don't rook at it, no mattel what happerns!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Laughter quickly gave way to outrage when the normally stoic Robots of Chou-dong realized Carpe Phlogiston was posting another in his series of vilified op ed mini-novels.

-OR-

Reaction was swift for those who lost the game of musical chairs.

-OR-

The Chinese continue to practice the oldest method of EMP-resistant battlefield communication.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Lucky members of the elite military squad enjoy Three Stooges reruns on the barrack's 1955 Emerson black & white 10-inch "jumbotron" TV.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Oh, I'm a rumberjack
And I'm okay
I sreep arr night
and I work arr day!"






dadoctah at 9:58 PM: That's beautiful, man, just plain beautiful! Crap crap to you!

ColoradoPatriot said...

The White House Press Corps gathers for morning calisthenics


-OR-

"Hey, Kobe! We open!"

Submariner said...

A-a-a-a-a-a-ar-my training, Sir!

Submariner said...

Maverick's buddies try to help him score:

"You've rost that roving feering, oh-oh-oh-OH! That roving feering..."

Submariner said...

Riffing on V's title:

Cause if you rike it then you shourda put a ring on it...
If you rike it then you shourda put a ring on it...
Don't be mad once you see that he want it
If you rike it then you shourda put a ring on it

Submariner said...

ORA

You could always identify the new recruits from Avalon Manor when they tried to sit down the morning after pledge night...

Submariner said...

The boys enthusiastically volunteer for genetic testing subject duty. It's either that or listen to Dear Leader sing Elvis songs repeatedly all night after downing too many shots of schnapps.

Submariner said...

"Where oh where are you tonight?"

Submariner said...

NObody expects the Inquisition!

dadoctah said...

Okay, boys, one more time for Ang Lee:

"High onna hirr stood a ronery goatherd,
Roader raidy roader raidy roader ray hee hoo...."

Vinneh said...

Sound off!

I don't know but I've been told.

Eskimo pussy's mighty cold!

Am I right? Am I wrong?



Vinneh

Spineless Vertebra said...

After you asked her what she wanted, what did Monica Lewinsky do?

jimmy said...

Dear Leader's announcement of an upcoming Nicki Minaj concert in Pyongyang has predictable results.

chronos the wonder pig said...

"...make her a sammich...ha, ha, ha"

dadoctah said...

Great. What's Old Navy pushing *this* week?

Rodney Dill said...

Roooxxxxannnnne... You don't have to put on the red light.

Rodney Dill said...

Jinger bears, jinger bears,
jinger arrr the way...

(OJA-ORA)

Submariner said...

dadoctah said...
"Why you round-eyes allatime gotta say Aiieee Gojira? Was funny one time, mebbe two time, but onry when somebody pointing at something out of frame! Anyway, we Chinese. Gojira flum Japan! Dumb round-eyes!"


Nominated for Best of 2013. Excellent!

Submariner said...

OH!
Think twice.
It's just another ronery day for you and me in paladis!