Friday, June 14, 2013
Meanwhile, Back at the Frosty Machine
Best of prince of leaves
"Leave him be," the manager sighed. "We can't afford another workman's comp claim from him doing that with the fry-vat drain."
Best of dadoctah
You know what would go good with this? A whole stack of taco shells to lick.
Best of Dr. Doom
...and suddenly Ang Lee gets an inspiration for his next film...
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Apparently, MS13 is finally running out of ways for gang pledges to earn their bones.
Best of Dactyl
Well he wouldn't have to suck it straight from the dispenser, if only he could find the cups.
1. INSERT Reggie Love metaphor HERE.
2. Jason Collins's found it difficult to adjust to post-NBA life.
3. Admit it, after seeing this picture, you'll never be able to order a chocolate Frosty again without snickering.
4. Ironically, at that exact moment, in a Provincetown Men's Room, Andrew Sullivan was in exactly the same position with a faceful of white cream.
5. And Liz Warren thinks these people should make $23 an hour.