Friday, June 14, 2013

Meanwhile, Back at the Frosty Machine



Best of prince of leaves
"Leave him be," the manager sighed. "We can't afford another workman's comp claim from him doing that with the fry-vat drain."

Best of dadoctah
You know what would go good with this? A whole stack of taco shells to lick.

Best of Dr. Doom
    ...and suddenly Ang Lee gets an inspiration for his next film...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
    Apparently, MS13 is finally running out of ways for gang pledges to earn their bones.

Best of Dactyl
   Well he wouldn't have to suck it straight from the dispenser, if only he could find the cups.

1. INSERT Reggie Love metaphor HERE.

2. Jason Collins's found it difficult to adjust to post-NBA life.

3. Admit it, after seeing this picture, you'll never be able to order a chocolate Frosty again without snickering.

4. Ironically, at that exact moment, in a Provincetown Men's Room, Andrew Sullivan was in exactly the same position with a faceful of white cream.

5. And Liz Warren thinks these people should make $23 an hour.

18 comments:

prince of leaves said...

Cyrus then walked to the counter, spit the soft-serve ice cream onto the customer's tray, and subsequently (and violently) learned an important foodservice lesson in the value of presentation.

prince of leaves said...

ORA:"I've got you on video surveillance!", Chapman screeched. "This shit’s about to go live, bitch. Right on Facebook! You'd better gimme a f---ing receipt for that ice-cream this time!"

prince of leaves said...

"Leave him be," the manager sighed. "We can't afford another workman's comp claim from him doing that with the fry-vat drain."

prince of leaves said...

Wisconsin Centipede.

Anonymous said...

Hey, where the white ice cream at?

dadoctah said...

You know what would go good with this? A whole stack of taco shells to lick.

Dr. Doom said...

...and suddenly Ang Lee gets an inspiration for his next film...

Dr. Doom said...

Bruce's internet search for 'nubians swallowing' was less than satisfactory...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

GHEY - The city of San Francisco says, "U R Doing it Right!"

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Today's Contents of Anthony Weiner's Sexting INBOX.

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Apparently, MS13 is finally running out of ways for gang pledges to earn their bones.

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Guaranteed he doesn't experience brain freeze.
That joke's a no brainer.

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Tyronne's next stunt involves filling a condom with soft serve and making Lateesha smuggle it out to the car.

Rodney Dill said...

You want fries widdat?

Rodney Dill said...

"SHRINKAGE"

Anonymous said...

Cone optional

prince of leaves said...

Reggie prepares his special French Vanilla Banana Split.

Vinneh said...

The experience portion of the job interview at the Key West Carvel is a bit unnecessary.

Dactyl said...

Well he wouldn't have to suck it straight from the dispenser, if only he could find the cups.

Dactyl said...

Careful, dude. That's how Dawn's head exploded.

Submariner said...

URBAN DICTIONARY ILLUSTRATIONS:
"On the down-low" (PG version)

Let your imagination run free and provide you with a source other than an ice cream machine that would produce something white, thick and creamy for Tyrell to gobble...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Training lab animals has come a long way. Tyrone only needed 12 shocks to learn not to do that with the hot coffee dispenser.