The trial ground to a halt when it was learned that Barbara Billingsley had died and there was no one available to translate jive into English.
Best of kg
'Hooked on Phonics - Cursive edition' announces new spokeswoman.
Best of ???
"I've licked my lips more than a '70s pron star at this man, and he still hasn't asked me out on a date after the trial. Doesn't he realize that I want to be the cheese that's spread on top of that crazy ass cracker?"
Best of GregMan
Leagle Beagle: "With your honor's permission, may I put this grey plastic bag over the witnesse's head and smother her?"
Best of Kaptain Krude
"I still don't get it. Why is it funny that a porn star would sue over a rear-end collision? Collision... that's a funny-sounding word. Collision collision collision collision. Wait! How do you get the word 'collision' out of the word 'collide'? Wouldn't it be 'collidion'? Collidy...no, collidee...no, col...ah, maybe I'll just ask this cracker over here. Crackers know everything. He's creepy, though. Creepy-ass cracker. Man, cracker is a funny word, too... But now I'm getting hungry. I sure could go for a plate of pancakes."
Best of ColoradoPatriot
"Your Honor, allow me to submit as evidence this douchebag which is virtually identical to the press coverage of this incident up to this point."
Best of Jay Guevara
"I'll just be taking this Mensa application form, which we obviously won't be needing."
Best of Submariner
So what, EXACTLY, does wet grass sound like?