Tuesday, July 09, 2013

Shorpy After Midnight



Threadwinner prince of leaves
    Cathy's original choice for his restaurant's name was "Chick-a-Filia", but it tested poorly with rural focus groups.

Best of Best of
    The Lil Rascals' Spanky was into some freaky stuff.

Best of Submariner
How about that? One little pecker on each side of the fence; strike that; both are on the same side now...

Best of Best of
No one could understand the warped mind that adapted Beakman's World for Chechnyan television.

Best of chronos the wonder pig
    Under ObamaCare, only PETA approved physicians will perform circumcisions.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
    Proving once again that the early bird gets the worm.
    Colonel Sanders dedicated the rest of his life to R-E-V-E-N-G-E.

Best of Best of
    Once you go rooster, lil FDR, you'll never need a polio booster.

Best of prince of leaves
    "Whoa, sweetie! No beak! NO BEAK!"

Best of Dr. Doom
    ORA: In Communist Russia chicken eats you...

Best of dadoctah
Little-known fact: towards the end, the Saturday Evening Post simply stopped opening unsolicited mail from Norman Rockwell.

24 comments:

Submariner said...

There was an unlicensed cock fight in Enumclaw, today; film at 11.

Submariner said...

I doubt Billy considers himself the "cock of the walk" anymore...

Anonymous said...

Pres. Don Magic Juan promises all citizens a chickhead who brimgs pot and twerks like a low rider just out of a garage.

Submariner said...

In Obamacare, the cure is sometimes worse than the disease.

Anonymous said...

The Lil Rascals' Spanky was into some freaky stuff.

Submariner said...

How about that? One little pecker on each side of the fence; strike that; both are on the same side now...

Anonymous said...

Pubescent Ralphie feared shooting his eye out after that BB gun incident.

Anonymous said...

No one could understand the warped mind that adapted Beakman's World for Chechnyan television.

chronos the wonder pig said...

Under ObamaCare, only PETA approved physicians will perform circumcisions.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Proving once again that the early bird gets the worm.

-OR-

Colonel Sanders dedicated the rest of his life to R-E-V-E-N-G-E.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

HEY! GOP extremists... this is what happens when you leave it up to parents to teach kids about sex.

-OR-

HEY! Liberals... this is what happens when you keep pushing diversity, loose mores and non-traditional marriages!

-OR-

Hey!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Just "Hey?" Well, see, that's what happens when someone with a funny caption idea gets interrupted by a phone call.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The Pecking Order
Not exactly what Thorleif Schjelderup-Ebbe meant when he came up with the concept.

-OR-

Cock Up
Not exactly representative of the British expression. But close.



WordVerify: uRepick - when one finger up the nostril just isn't sufficient

Anonymous said...

Once you go rooster, lil FDR, you'll never need a polio booster.

Anonymous said...

Google search: fowl knot hole kink

Anonymous said...

"Too Hot for Hee Haw 2: The Cluckolding"

prince of leaves said...

Cathy's original choice for his restaurant's name was "Chick-a-Filia", but it tested poorly with rural focus groups.

prince of leaves said...

"Whoa, sweetie! No beak! NO BEAK!"

prince of leaves said...

ORA: "He does indeed," Jimmy moaned, "he does indeed!"

Submariner said...

Q: The difference between "kinky" and "perverse?"
A: When "kinky," you use feathers during; when "perverse," you use the whole chicken.

Dr. Doom said...

ORA: In Communist Russia chicken eats you...

dadoctah said...

Little-known fact: towards the end, the Saturday Evening Post simply stopped opening unsolicited mail from Norman Rockwell.

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Some days you take the chicken's eggs, some days she grabs yours...