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Once Bloomberg heard that they were "sugartits", he had them banned
CapThis Totally Predictable Caption #52,835: "Mom?"
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. ~ Eleanor Roosevelt
"Pre-oiled?!" the co-founder of Bouncy Bewbs, LP shrieked, "This was not part of the plan in the beginning. I never should have compromised my vision of realistic, pendulous beauties, handcrafted in the USA."
Militant atheism won the day when all religion was purged from the public square and all its statues were retrofitted to reflect Man's greatness.
To some, it's just another job;to others, it's living the dream.
You can almost hear the collective oooh's, aaaah's and "WANT THEM!" from the drag queen community as they surf CaptionThis.-OR-Somewhere in Tennessee, a mammary-fixated Playboy subscriber is yelling, "Hey Marge, git yer butt in here and lookit these beauties! Call Doc Emmit and set up an appointment."-OR-Al Sharpton said, "What?!?! The Dolly Parton's only comes in flesh tone? Call da press! Call da ACLU! Call Eric Holder! This be an outrage. We gots to close that factory down for blatant DEE-skriminashun!
Jay Carney, White House Press Secretary: Ahem, awright, before you all ask... we're aware that outsourcing the new NOAA weather balloons contract to a Chinese company might have been a mistake. Now, stop your tittering! Yeah yeah, poor choice of words.
Some of Santa's workshop elves put in some off-the-clock time on a little project of their own.
I just think elective surgeries have gotten a little out of hand.
In England, the long wait times for government-paid breast augmentation is bad enough, but even worse is that any post-operative adjustments are handled via mail order. Ouch!
Rather than placing the usual red concrete traffic barriers in front, the managers of the Las Vegas Target store decided on something that would blend into the local scenery better.
Those are the biggest boobs I've seen since I attended a session of Congress!
Boy, the Pamela Anderson memorial is gonna be something else.
Notice how they seem to follow you around the room?
"Someone left their headlights on!" Ming's joke lost all humor after telling it 25 times in the last 5 minutes.
Thanks For The Mammaries
"So Bob, what do you do for a living?"
"As Asian sweat shops go this one is not so bad," thought Sum Ting Wong...
"Oh, so that VtheK wants tittehs, does he? Well, we'll give him tittehs. We'll give him all the tittehs he wants!"
Bill Clinton is welcomed into Heaven. (but only on as a reward for having to put up with Shrillary for so long.)
Vinneh SaidAmerica is doomed. Even plastic tittie manufacturing has moved to China.
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