Friday, July 26, 2013

Climb Every Mountain



1. Bet you all are surprised that Lamarr ended up married to that nice man he met on the train.
2. A new hair color, a new beau... Angela Corey is really moving on with her life.
3. Eager to become mayor of a large American city, Samir worked hard to develop his Democrat bona fides.

Best of Best of
    Dammit, Dinesh, save some for CPAC in September.

Best of Kaptain Krude
    "*gasp* dub! You're home early!"

Best of Spineless Vertebra
    "Alright, my new chair from FAP has arrived."

Best of Dr. Doom
    "Ranjit? Ranjit?", called Shondra, "Now where can that boy have got to?"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
    What an oddly-shaped fecal extrusion. Good thing her laxatives kicked in.

Best of Dactyl
    Turns out there is such a thing as too much Jagermeister. Who knew?

Best of Best of
    Little did Kristie Alley know that Leah Remini had this little ace-in-the-hole pic for her departure from the fold.

Best of Steve O
    Here Comes Honey Boo Boo enters its 12th season.

Best of Rodney Dill
    That's no moon



26 comments:

Anonymous said...

Russian Sambo is Katerina performing on you, da?

Anonymous said...

Mark your 2014 calendars because the International Indian Film Academy celebrates its 15th annual Weekend & Awards gala in Tampa, FL!

Anonymous said...

They call him "Chaw," just a pinch between the cheeks...

Anonymous said...

Dammit, Dinesh, save some for CPAC in September.

Kaptain Krude said...

"*gasp* dub! You're home early!"

Spineless Vertebra said...

"Alright, my new chair from FAP has arrived."

Dr. Doom said...

"Ranjit? Ranjit?", called Shondra, "Now where can that boy have got to?"

Anonymous said...

In India they worship cows. (ATDHE, And Then Dawn's Head Exploded.)

Carpe Phlogiston said...

What an oddly-shaped fecal extrusion. Good thing her laxatives kicked in.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

TOP GOP Ideas to Balance the Budget:
They've given NHSTA authorization to sell used crash dummies to apprentice lap dancers.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"We just thought maybe Joyce was pregnant."
One ill-timed fart during a routine full body cavity search caused a massive illegal smuggling ring to unravel.

Steve O said...

Rakesh thought he got to second base, but it was just back fat.

Dactyl said...

Turns out there is such a thing as too much Jagermeister. Who knew?

Kaptain Krude said...

I don't think that's the proper way to execute a belly-to-back suplex, son. You can't get any leverage that way.

Double the U said...

Arkim, I don't think that is what they meant when they told you to "marry up."

Anonymous said...

Old Dutch Oven proverb: If Mohammed will not go to the mountain, the mountain must come to Mohammed.

Anonymous said...

Oh, I don't want her;
you can take her,
she too flattened me.
she too flattened me.

Anonymous said...

Little did Kristie Alley know that Leah Remini had this little ace-in-the-hole pic for her departure from the fold.

Anonymous said...

Outrageous! A crush pron scene shouldn't have the thermostat set so low. If she doesn't sweat, what chance is there of extracting that pore sap?

GregMan said...

Another damn H1-B taking a job away from Americans.

Steve O said...

That guy is asking a lot from his furniture.

Steve O said...

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo enters its 12th season.

Rodney Dill said...

There's actually another picture of these two somewhere, with her pinning him up against the wall, otherwise same position.

Rodney Dill said...

That's no moon

Rodney Dill said...

...wreck'd 'im.... damn near killed 'im

Steve O said...

Some women you can get lost in their eyes. Others...