Saturday, July 06, 2013

Eccentrica Gallumbits proves to be a slight letdown



Best of chronos the wonder pig
    blondes can't count

Best of dadoctah
Once again, something wonderful gets screwed up by people who can't convert from metric.

Best of prince of leaves
    "Good news, honey! We're having triplets!"

Best of Best of
    The groupie Sally was fated to keep the cast of "Two and a Half Men" sated.

Best of Best of
More so than those from other parts of the Ukraine, Chernobyl girls bring their own special radiance to the sauna.

Best of Best of
Speechwriters, with their foot stool metaphor, never fully understood Reagan's "three knockers of conservatism" idea.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
    Eat your heart out, Chandler Bing!

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Woo-hoo!", Hillary silently shouted to herself. "Now I've got a picture to send back to that wretched Anthony Weiner. Payback's a bitch, isn't it, Anthony?" And with a wicked cackle, Hillary signed the paperwork for her new intern.

Best of Submariner
    When asked how many dollars it takes to be happy, J Paul Getty is rumored to have replied "Just one more!"
    This photo of his Nanny goes a long way in explaining that answer in a new way.

29 comments:

chronos the wonder pig said...

blondes can't count

Spineless Vertebra said...

Not the weirdest woman I've been with.

Double the U said...

And the democrats quickly passed the teat tax.

dadoctah said...

"Well, I'll bet you feel a right boob NOW!"

dadoctah said...

Once again, something wonderful gets screwed up by people who can't convert from metric.

prince of leaves said...

"Good news, honey! We're having triplets!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The carnival freak show enjoyed standing room only attendance whenever Beatrice the 3-Nippled Lady was on the bill.

-OR-

The Rich Get Richer
Clued in by a paid informant, certain hedge funds and SEC execs tripled their stock options in Hanes, Playtex and Playboy right before results of a secret GMM (Genetically Modified Mammary) program were released to the public.

-OR-

That might explain why Chinese lingerie sweatshops have been running at peak capacity of late.

-OR-

A rousing cheer could be heard from plastic surgeons across the globe. OTOH, most.women.were.not.amused.

Passionate Conservative said...

ORA: Benny still wishes he had three hands.

Anonymous said...

The groupie Sally was fated to keep the cast of "Two and a Half Men" sated.

Anonymous said...

"That chick from 'Heavy Metal' can go suck the sweat off my sweet Martian taint. Kuato lives, bitches!"

Anonymous said...

Japan ushered in the end of mankind with their "Magic Fingers Vaj" sex dolls.

Anonymous said...

The regulation body will never allow these in competition.

Anonymous said...

More so than those from other parts of the Ukraine, Chernobyl girls bring their own special radiance to the sauna.

Anonymous said...

"And you think your girlfriend has trouble with underwires?!"

Anonymous said...

A brawl occurred outside a local spa today as several rival t-shirt companies sought a new model for their internet banner advertisements.

Anonymous said...

The Double Mint gum girls desperately wish to get their careers out from under the shadow of their older sister, Big Red.

Anonymous said...

Gertrude sees the bright side of an old age where every step causes involuntary fap slaps.

Anonymous said...

Speechwriters, with their foot stool metaphor, never fully understood Reagan's "three knockers of conservatism" idea.

Anonymous said...

Free from the restraining influence of Regis Philbin, Kelly Ripa let her impulses get the better of her in a visit to the plastic surgeon.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Ron Jeremy Thawtbubble: Dayam, I love VtheK's Casting Call Sundays. Wonder where I can get a midget and a 3-headed goat on short notice?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Eat your heart out, Chandler Bing!
ORA Friends Bing's third nip

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"Thanks for the Mammaries"
Oh wow, this is a scene from that lost episode of The Love Boat series where Cruise Director Julie McCoy gets a botched breast augmentation during a layover in Puerto Vallarta.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Woo-hoo!", Hillary silently shouted to herself. "Now I've got a picture to send back to that wretched Anthony Weiner. Payback's a bitch, isn't it, Anthony?" And with a wicked cackle, Hillary signed the paperwork for her new intern.

Kaptain Krude said...

Slowly at first, the first signs of why Bill Clinton endorsed Barack Obama for President in 2012 started trickling in.

Submariner said...

If I came home to this, it would be a three-point landing every night.

Submariner said...

When asked how many dollars it takes to be happy, J Paul Getty is rumored to have replied "Just one more!"
This photo of his Nanny goes a long way in explaining that answer in a new way.

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

"I'll take Automotive History for $400, Alex."
It's a Video Daily Double! I'll remind you that you are $1200 behind our front runner and this is our last question in the Double Jeopardy round, Jim.
"I'll bet $8000 Alex."
Big bet showing lot's of confidence in the category. Your answer is: 'Torpedoes Toni Sperlman of Ypsilanti, Michigan.'
"What is 'the inspiration for the front end on Preston Tucker's 1948 car of the future, Alex?' "

Submariner said...

I dated this girl once in college after a hard night of drinking. She had changed significantly by morning...