Monday, July 29, 2013

If God Loved You, He Would Have Made You Prettier

Dread Pirate Robert




1. Les Nessman's sad descent into dementia naturally drew him to left-wing politics.
2. Her sign is my thought bubble for the answer to the question "What should her mother have had at least one of?"
3. Does She Really Need to Worry About This Issue?
4. Oh, Britney... you're on the meth again, aren't you?
5. Another trust-fund being put to good use.

Best of Double the U
    The Morse code at the bottom is "CT" and she needs a scan of her brain.

Best of metalgarth
    Few people know that before the operation Uncle Fester was Aunt Ester.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    "No thanks, I was just looking for the snow-cone booth."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    The transporter malfunction forever fused Drew Carey and Sinead O'Conner.

Best of best of
    "The prickly pear may be found over most of the dry plains; but this is neither very palatable nor wholesome..."

19 comments:

Double the U said...

The Morse code at the bottom is "CT" and she needs a scan of her brain.

GregMan said...

That fat broad from Obama's speech a few posts down got a haircut, I see.

GregMan said...

Why, is "abortion" in jail?

metalgarth said...

Few people know that before the operation Uncle Fester was Aunt Ester.

Anonymous said...

"Do we decide questions, at all? We decide answers, no doubt; but surely the questions decide us?"
-Lewis Carroll to Marion Richards

Son Of The Godfather said...

"No thanks, I was just looking for the snow-cone booth."

Son Of The Godfather said...

The transporter malfunction forever fused Drew Carey and Sinead O'Conner.

Kaptain Krude said...

"She needs to apologize for those tattoos."
"Mm-hm, you got that right, gir'-frien'!"
-Overheard at the Old Navy store.

Anonymous said...

Lesbian demands cunnilingus be without risk.

Anonymous said...

"The prickly pear may be found over most of the dry plains; but this is neither very palatable nor wholesome..."

Anonymous said...

Abort consort creates own retort.

Anonymous said...

Wife-beater model, with skin markings and shorn head possibly denoting membership in an extremist organization, publicly lashes out against motherhood.

Dr. Doom said...

Pop Culture 101 Test
The person depicted here is (Choose the best answer):

a) Unlikely to be denied tax free status by the IRS.
b) Unlikely to use the sequence of letters m-e-n in any written communication.
c) Unlikely to require her partner to use birth control.
d) All of the above.

Anonymous said...

Who knew Charles S. Dutton has the same skin disease as Michael Jackson? Hey, Aliens 3 was totally underrated, Roc!

Anonymous said...

What a misuse of feminist building materials, that cardboard.

Steve O said...

In a way, it's nice to see people standing up for things that could never benefit them personally. Ever.

Anonymous said...

Old man Bukkake's little girl turned out alright.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

In 10 Words or Less
To repatriate advertisers, Cumulus Media needs Limbaugh gone... so they've reformatted his rants into a game show where participants win big prizes if they give Rush a massive coronary or debilitating stroke.

Rodney Dill said...

In her case, I vote yes.