Saturday, July 20, 2013

Modern Problems



Best of Dr. Doom
    Back of Shirt: So I switched to tongue in groove...

Best of prince of leaves
    It's not ruined, you just need a steamer. Er, steam *cleaner*.

Best of Passionate Conservative
    I'm guessing he really wanted cream with that.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    "Bad dog, Bukkake!, BAD DOG!"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Matthews was never the same after they cancelled "Hardball".

Best of Submariner
    So it no longer matches the drapes?

Best of Vinneh
    He's the most interesting man in the world. Stay thirsty my friends.

Best of Best of
    Sadder is the inevitable end of the road for the slavishly hip, aggressively transgressive than it is for their less delusional neighbors of the generational divide.

Best of Kaptain Krude
    Geez, everybody blames Bukkaki, the younger cousin of Michael Dukakis.

24 comments:

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

Back of Shirt: So I switched to tongue in groove...

prince of leaves said...

"That's why I now order bukscones with my coffee."

prince of leaves said...

It's not ruined, you just need a steamer. Er, steam *cleaner*.

prince of leaves said...

"...and ookie cookies ruined my waistline!"

Passionate Conservative said...

I'm guessing he really wanted cream with that.

Son Of The Godfather said...

True fact: "bukkake" is actually an old Navajo word meaning "cranberry juice". At least that's what I've told myself to scrub a mental image from my mind.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Bad dog, Bukkake!, BAD DOG!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"...and YOU sir, have ruined my breakfast."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Matthews was never the same after they cancelled "Hardball".

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Confirms rumors I've heard about retirement villages.

-OR-

Happy Birthday, grampa, I got you a t-shirt!
Gee, Timmy, gramps' old eyes aren't what they used to be... what's it say?
"World's Greatest Granddad"
Awww, thank you, kiddo.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Looks like Mildred's boobs have finally landed at belt level.

Anonymous said...

Pulling out your catheter and slapping it against the television screen doesn't count, Gramps.

Submariner said...

So it no longer matches the drapes?

Submariner said...

Odds are 9:7 that he thinks that is the name of Japanese Theatre.

Submariner said...

I didn't know there was Starbucks on Market Street.

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Thawt bubble: "I hate it when the Avalon Manor Manager makes me pick up his breakfast on my way to work..."

Anonymous said...

Vinneh said:

He's the most interesting man in the world. Stay thirsty my friends.

Anonymous said...

Sadder is the inevitable end of the road for the slavishly hip, aggressively transgressive than it is for their less delusional neighbors of the generational divide.

Anonymous said...

Not a stroke of genius, that custom t-shirt, but its owner does look strokey, like addled pervert.

Kaptain Krude said...

Geez, everybody blames Bukkaki, the younger cousin of Michael Dukakis.

Anonymous said...

Fat and cuckolded is no way to go through life, stupid.

(Non sequitur call back to "Caged Heat" via Dean Wormer's daughter)

Anonymous said...

He has now learned the truth of the old adage, "It is better to give than to receive."