Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Reid and Some Fat Chick

Brender


1. Reid's thoughtbubble: "Just pretend it's a ten year old boy. Just pretend it's a ten year old boy. Just pretend it's a ten year old boy." 

2. Her thoughtbubble: "Just pretend it's not a corpse. Just pretend it's not a corpse. Just pretend it's not a corpse."

3. "Thanks for bringing me the photos of me and that cub scout troop. You're a good Democrat, Candy Crowley." 

4. "Nice to see you again, Meghan. Give your dad a squeeze for me and tell him 'Thanks.' He'll know what it's for."

26 comments:

Double the U said...

No Senator I don't want to go "all Thomas Jefferson" with you.

Anonymous said...

The Tall Man from Phantasm claims another victim in his mausoleum.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I call this one a 'Mike Tyson', Senator... Bring that ear a little closer."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I know it was you, Fredo."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Rachel Jeantel gets an internship.

Anonymous said...

After all the lip service I pay to your kind's lady parts, don't you dare pull your hips away from me, missy. I own your ass.

Son Of The Godfather said...

No one ever discovered his tawdry past as porn star "Harry Rod".

(Then again, there just aren't that many people into the dwarf/norm/chicken/latex fetish adult movie niche)

Anonymous said...

He always carries a file folder of blackmail to pull in new girls for his brothel, The Dusty Husk.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Lady, I'd check to see if your necklace, watch, and purse are still there.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Obama, we've got to get you back to 1960 to make sure your parents meet and fall in love, or you'll cease to exist! Now get in the DeLorean!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

I always kind of imagined an eerie, blue light when he sucked the lifeforce out of someone.

Anonymous said...

She thinks to herself, "OMG, I hear muffled cries for help coming from that big casket."

Son Of The Godfather said...

They should get married, have a kid, and name him "Can't"

Kaptain Krude said...

I don't remember this scene of Jabba the Hutt and Emperor Palpatine meeting in Return of the Jedi.

Robert said...

My staff tells me not to say this, but I'm going to say it anyway, in the summer because of the heat and high humidity, you could literally smell the tourists coming into the Capitol. It may be descriptive but it's true.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Shawneequa is an example of the worst kind of "close talker."
ORA Seinfeld

-OR-

I assure you, dear, after we're through pandering with illegals, we'll get back to pandering to your race.

-OR-

Seriously, I didn't have anything to do with getting that asshole Bloomberg's ban on king-size sugary soft drinks overturned.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Thank you for coming to the service. Congress is busy hammering the final nails in Uncle Sam's coffin right now. Hurry, find a seat, we're all about to leave on another paid vacation.

Steve O said...

Reid shows Filner how it's done. "Always pick f-ugly chicks with low self-esteem."

Spineless Vertebra said...

"Is that a cellphone in your pocket or-"
"Cellphone. That is definitely a cellphone."

Kaptain Krude said...

"Don't get too used to this, Donna. You get to meet the Obamessiah next, so prepare yourself for him to be a little stand-offish. He likes to bow."

Anonymous said...

Vinneh said

His experience as a Congressman will have his hand in her back pocket in no time at all.

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Thawt bubble: "So THIS is what it feels like to hug a black woman..."



PIMF

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble: "If ONLY this were Barack..."

Submariner said...

Human Shield - UR DUIN IT WELL AKSHULY; NOW CALL IN TEH MIZZILES!

Submariner said...

Oh Lawd!
Is that a penlight in your pocket or are you just happy to squeeze me, Senator Reid?