Friday, July 12, 2013

They Put Those Signs There for a Reason, You Guys



Best of of
Although they had wandered lost for weeks, a thirsty Steve could still rely on the Octomom's teats.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Taking a page from the Mike Tyson School of Sissy Fighting, Floyd clamped down and woouldn't let go.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ah summer, those camp memories come flooding back of learning CPR and contracting Hepatitis C.

Anonymous said...

Thank heavens the camera had died before this pair encountered the sign, "Beware of Snakes."

Anonymous said...

This unusual ad campaign by the state's Adopt-a-Park program reaches around to solicit donations from its most fervent, illicit patrons.

Anonymous said...

No longer did the mystery of the Brown Ring Bandits' hideout remain hidden from small, unfortunate woodland creatures.

Anonymous said...

Although they had wandered lost for weeks, a thirsty Steve could still rely on the Octomom's teats.

Anonymous said...

Delusions from hunger set the crazy ass crackers upon their own salty, flaky, and creamy crusts.

Anonymous said...

Tired of pine, bears prefer fruity air fresheners dangling around their rearview mirrors of water.

Anonymous said...

The internecine quarrel over "engine vs. motor" usage threatens to ruin yet another family vacation.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Jeez, Eddie, that piercing doesn't just go through your nipple... I can see clear into your lung!

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Taking a page from the Mike Tyson School of Sissy Fighting, Floyd clamped down and woouldn't let go.