Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Wednesday With Bacon II



Best of Submariner
ACHMED! I didn't expect you home this early!

Best of Best of
Aisha settles down in front of the TV for Riyadi's newest reality hit, "Harem Swap."

Best of Best of
Wow, your "Young Frankenstein" cosplay outfit is so cool!

Best of Son Of The Godfather
You know what they say in Sharia law: "a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips... and also, WE KEEEEEL YOU NOW!"

Best of dadoctah
In Riyadh, this counts as fetish porn. Even without the model.

(Interestingly, the same holds true in Provo.)

18 comments:

Submariner said...

ACHMED! I didn't expect you home this early!

Submariner said...

Tonight on Al Jazeera Comedy Channel:
"Katie Kaboom; Tehran"

Anonymous said...

Silly Muslim, you fully chew your Guinness before you drink some bacon.

Anonymous said...

Effeminate Mohammed rolled his eyes, sighing to himself, "Ugh, that blouse's color--is nothing sacred?"

Double the U said...

She is safe, I can't see her ankles.

Anonymous said...

Aisha settles down in front of the TV for Riyadi's newest reality hit, "Harem Swap."

Anonymous said...

If the imam said you had a pretty head, would you give him some after its in the bowling bag?

Anonymous said...

Wow, your "Young Frankenstein" cosplay outfit is so cool!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Azira, stop playing with your giant lower lip and get me another beer.
Years earlier, Azira's gypsy grandmother had warned her if she did that, it could freeze that way.

-OR-

Henny Youngman: So, a woman goes to her doctor and complains, "When I pull my tongue out, my eyebrows go up and down."
The doctor replied, "Well, madam, stop pulling on your tongue!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

The demise of the FemiNinja

Son Of The Godfather said...

You know what they say in Sharia law: "a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips... and also, WE KEEEEEL YOU NOW!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

I know it's technically a "hijab", but Beer, Bacon, & Burkhas is a Sitcom win.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

We have good news and bad news...
Good - it's only an artificially-flavored faux bacon substitute
Bad - it's Kosher

-OR-

They warned you not to get too close to Ahmadinejad, didn't they, Zelda? A new virulent form of oral herpes doesn't shed virus, it produces live young that pounce and cling like leeches.

Anonymous said...

Osama bin Laden found the hereafter was not what he expected.

.............arf

dadoctah said...

In Riyadh, this counts as fetish porn. Even without the model.

(Interestingly, the same holds true in Provo.)

Rodney Dill said...

Porker? I don't even know her.

Rodney Dill said...

"Guiness? ... Metsuyan!"

ORA

Rodney Dill said...

Allahu Porker