Thursday, August 08, 2013

How Did I Miss This One?



Threadwinner Steve O
NBC shows a picture of the bear when he was cute and cuddly, not as the 400 pound predator that he was.

Best of Best of
     I hope you got it stuffed and mounted.

Best of Submariner
    So it went the way of the beaver, eh?

Best of Dr. Doom
    The decree of the MSNBC board of directors when one of their anchor women goes conservative (like that would ever happen)...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
    The Kunt is Dead, Long Live the Kunt

Best of Best of
    Police are following all leads. The inspector has not ruled out the fact that
    Furries always kill after they mate.

Best of Steve O
I'll like to make a crack that all Kunts are cute when they're young, but I don't think I can make it work here.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

He starved to death from lack of attention.

Anonymous said...

All the missing white girls look the same to Ann Curry.

Anonymous said...

Never piss off the gay intern in editing while wearing a white bra under a dark shear top.

Anonymous said...

I hope you got it stuffed and mounted.

Joshua said...

What is it with the Germans randomly changing the spelling of names? That Neanderthal to Neandertal thing still ticks me off.

Submariner said...

So it went the way of the beaver, eh?

Anonymous said...

"Now go out there, and sink one for the Quipper."
--Knut Rocknee, All Amour Rican

Dr. Doom said...

The decree of the MSNBC board of directors when one of their anchor women goes conservative (like that would ever happen)...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

What the Munchkins sang during practice
♪ ♬ Ding Dong! The Kunt is dead. Which old Kunt? The Wicked Kunt!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Kunt is dead.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Kunt is dead. She's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The Wicked Kunt is dead! ♩ ♫

-OR-

Ever the gentleman, McCain heard this news and thoughtfully speed dialed his wife to make sure she was okay.

-OR-

Classic Tribute to Matriarchs
The Kunt is Dead, Long Live the Kunt

Anonymous said...

She has bold features bordering on the masculine, but I'd still like to date her.

I like a girl who's not too proud to get on all fours in public.

Anonymous said...

Police are following all leads. The inspector has not ruled out the fact that
Furries always kill after they mate.

Steve O said...

NBC shows a picture of the bear when he was cute and cuddly, not as the 400 pound predator that he was.

Steve O said...

I'll like to make a crack that all Kunts are cute when they're young, but I don't think I can make it work here.