Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Looking for a Few... Um, Good Men



Best of Submariner
    His first question was "How early in training do I get issued a nightstick?"

Best of Submariner
    It isn't what you think; AoM just sent her pool-boy to see if she left anything at the table.

Best of GregMan
"Can I be in charge of cavity searches?"

Best of Best of
    The Police Academy holds a job faire in the Blue Oyster.

Best of chronos the wonder pig
    "You may be overqualified for the NYPD but you should fit right in with the ObamaCorps....."

Best of Best of
    An unforeseen consequence of the Stop, Frisk, and Fist policy

Best of racerboy
"Why yes, sir! I'm sure we can find a position for you... er... fit you in somewhere... um... nevermind..."

Best of prince of leaves
 September 1992: Barack Obama visits the Man's Country career fair, but later reconsiders changing from law to law enforcement.

Best of dadoctah
    Now if we can just find a construction worker and an Indian....

Best of Adjustah
    Ben Affleck's leaked Batman audition tape.

Best of Dr. Doom
The SFPD finished it's test market of their new class A uniforms. They were determined to be FABULOUS by most test officers. As an added bonus, workers comp claims for heat stress injury were reduced by over 85%...

Best of Submariner
    I don't care how good it is for my posture and back health Seargant, I AIN'T wearin' this uniform on bike patrol!

21 comments:

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

I'm sure he'll make a crack police officer.

Submariner said...

His first question was "How early in training do I get issued a nightstick?"

Submariner said...

Sorry sir, but the SFPD recruiting booth is down two tables...

Submariner said...

Do you tase me if I act up, bro?

Submariner said...

It isn't what you think; AoM just sent her pool-boy to see if she left anything at the table.

GregMan said...

"Can I be in charge of cavity searches?"

GregMan said...

Todd always did have a thing for men in uniform...

Anonymous said...

The Police Academy holds a job faire in the Blue Oyster.

chronos the wonder pig said...

"You may be overqualified for the NYPD but you should fit right in with the ObamaCorps....."

Anonymous said...

An unforeseen consequence of the Stop, Frisk, and Fist policy

racerboy said...

"Why yes, sir! I'm sure we can find a position for you... er... fit you in somewhere... um... nevermind..."

prince of leaves said...

September 1992: Barack Obama visits the Man's Country career fair, but later reconsiders changing from law to law enforcement.

Anonymous said...

Hutch: [pointing at Starsky] I like your style.
Starsky: [pointing at Hutch] I like your moves.

Anonymous said...

Well, somebody harnessed Slave to plow Gotham's fields of injustice--I'm looking at you, Bane.

dadoctah said...

Now if we can just find a construction worker and an Indian....

Submariner said...

Address?
Uh, I live in a van down by the river, where I'm happy. At least on most nights...
Wanna make me happy, officer?

Adjustah said...

Ben Affleck's leaked Batman audition tape.

Dr. Doom said...

The SFPD finished it's test market of their new class A uniforms. They were determined to be FABULOUS by most test officers. As an added bonus, workers comp claims for heat stress injury were reduced by over 85%...

Submariner said...

I don't care how good it is for my posture and back health Seargant, I AIN'T wearin' this uniform on bike patrol!

Steve O said...

Do NOT get arrested in San Fran.

Submariner said...

I wouldn't exactly call it under cover, Jones. bwahahahahaahhah!