Friday, August 02, 2013

Lookit Teh Tits On That Thang


1. No, the face is not San Diego Mayor Bob Filner. Or maybe it is.

2. I haven't that much saggage since the last time I watched 'The View,' which was necessary.

3. When Hillary is president, every time you hear the phrase 'the White House launched a trail balloon,' this is the image that will be in your head.

14 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Kick ALL the bastards out!
Ugly metaphor for congressional hot air & drained public teats.

Anonymous said...

Like the mythical Hydra beast, Helen Thomas could instantly grow two breasts to replace a severed one.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

David Attenborough whispers: Yep, I've had the monkapotamus and jackalope nightmares, but the worst was the tittehturtle! My older brother used to fill a rubber glove with hot milk and dangle it over my face. Took years of therapy before I could sleep with the lights off!

Anonymous said...

Why so Droopy, Cecil Turtle?

Joshua said...

Sure, the space alien was 60 ft wide and just as tall and it floated effortlessly across the ground. But, somehow, first contact was also just a little bit awkward and somewhat disappointing.

Anonymous said...

It came from the Land Down Udder.

GregMan said...

When Turtleman showed up to catch this critter, there was so much "live action" they had to spray him with a hose to get him off of it.

Submariner said...

I see the Macy's Thanksgiving Day tribute to Janet Napolitano is just about ready.

Submariner said...

Hillary was intrigued and asked for the model to be brought to her study.

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Submariner said...

Felix Baumgartner decided the next leap would be onto an inflated stunt mattress instead of using a 'chute. Let's hope he has good aim...

Submariner said...

OK, I give up:
What DOES have "a flaming hard-on, ten teats and flies?"

Submariner said...

ORA

I don't think they made Morla less attractive in the remake but I like the power of flight and the nipple-toes could give Atreyu some different challenges in focusing on his mission...

dadoctah said...

Note to first-time Discworlders: this is *not* the Great A'Tuin.