Tuesday, August 06, 2013

Pretty In Pink


1. Rahm Emmanuel relaxes at home.
2. When Glamour Shots go horribly awry.
3. Normal: As defined by people who voted for Obama.
4. How to dress for an interview with ABC News.
5. John Stossel goes undercover in the Child Beauty Pageant circuit.

Threadwinner: jimmy
    Gosh, Duchess Kate sure could use a Snickers bar right about now....ORA

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
    In one fell swoop, staff sergeant Evans eliminated both the need to ask and to tell.

Best of Submariner
LKCTF: Freddy Mercury first wanted wanted to name the band "Four Staights Who Want To Blow Their Vocalist" but settled for "Queen" when one of the guitarists muttered it under his breath.

Best of Submariner
    When did Rachel Maddow start wearing pink?

Best of Spineless Vertebra
    Mario took it extremely hard when he failed to save Princess Peach in time.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
    Ah, yes, the proverbial uncle absolutely nobody wants to have show up at a family reunion, wedding, funeral, bris, etc.

Best of dadoctah
    Yes, Miss America. DAMN affirmative action!

20 comments:

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

In one fell swoop, staff sergeant Evans eliminated both the need to ask and to tell.

Submariner said...

Some Italian women have a greater need to use their Epilady than others, I'm just sayin...

Submariner said...

Bet Dub likes "her," no fat rolls.

Submariner said...

LKCTF:

Freddy Mercury first wanted wanted to name the band "Four Staights Who Want To Blow Their Vocalist" but settled for "Queen" when one of the guitarists muttered it under his breath.

Submariner said...

Pardon me, but do you have a moment to discuss the advantages of Obamacare?

Submariner said...

When did Rachel Maddow start wearing pink?

metalgarth said...

Bea?

dadoctah said...

Why you never see any of the Kardashians without makeup.

dadoctah said...

The *original* Carlos Danger on an undercover mission.

jimmy said...

Gosh, Duchess Kate sure could use a Snickers bar right about now....ORA

Spineless Vertebra said...

Mario took it extremely hard when he failed to save Princess Peach in time.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad opts for page 19 of the Dummies book: 1001 Fall-back Ideas for Post-Dictatorships

-OR-

CIA Incognito FAIL

-OR-

Ah, yes, the proverbial uncle absolutely nobody wants to have show up at a family reunion, wedding, funeral, bris, etc.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Oh honey, don't worry, absolutely nobody will ever see these pictures.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Picture found in Webster's under "suspension of disbelief"

WordVerify: vthEref - we write 'em, he calls 'em

Anonymous said...

"MISS AMERICA?"

dadoctah said...

Yes, Miss America. DAMN affirmative action!

Rodney Dill said...

I dropped the habibi... I don't know why.

Steve O said...

Not exactly how the martyrs envision their virgins to be. A cautionary tale to read the fine print I suppose.

Submariner said...

♪ I feel pretty!♫
♪ I feel pretty!♫
♪ I feel pretty, and witty and teh gey!♫

While Armand nailed the solo, he could only have been selected for that lead in the Fire Island Players production of the play...

Steve O said...

Ha! He's wearing a C-cup and he's only an A! What a douche!