Friday, August 30, 2013
The Circle Is Complete
I got nothing. What do you say, random caption generator:
"She will be an innocent magician sometimes."
Best of metalgarth
Sabe 'er? I hardly know 'er!
Best of Adjustah
Later that night, as Leia stood over him, Han Solo realized that perhaps he shouldn't have flirted with that Twi'lek waitress...
Best of ???
May the queef be with you.
Best of dadoctah
I've got a bad feeling about this. No, not bad. What is the word...TINGLY!
Best of prince of leaves
Do-it-yourself hemorrhoid cauterization lasers took away the stigma of a visit to the doctor's office.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The CPSC issued an emergency dildo recall after 7 women were seriously injured attempting to follow the insertion instructions. Apparently, Fig 1 was printed upside down and backwards.
Best of Submariner
Excuse me honey, but anus cauterization is NOT the same as applying a butt-closure.