Friday, August 30, 2013

The Circle Is Complete


I got nothing. What do you say, random caption generator:

"She will be an innocent magician sometimes."

Best of metalgarth
    Sabe 'er? I hardly know 'er!

Best of Adjustah
Later that night, as Leia stood over him, Han Solo realized that perhaps he shouldn't have flirted with that Twi'lek waitress...

Best of ???
    May the queef be with you.

Best of dadoctah
    I've got a bad feeling about this. No, not bad. What is the word...TINGLY!

Best of prince of leaves
Do-it-yourself hemorrhoid cauterization lasers took away the stigma of a visit to the doctor's office.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
    The CPSC issued an emergency dildo recall after 7 women were seriously injured attempting to follow the insertion instructions. Apparently, Fig 1 was printed upside down and backwards.

Best of Submariner
    Excuse me honey, but anus cauterization is NOT the same as applying a butt-closure.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

The unrealized promise of the name, Fleshlight

Anonymous said...

Layla's toy of teh Dark Side to ward off lonely Jedi nights

metalgarth said...

Sabe 'er? I hardly know 'er!

Dactyl said...

Looks like two circles to me.

Kaptain Krude said...

I've got a wand that she can help make disappear.


Adjustah said...

Later that night, as Leia stood over him, Han Solo realized that perhaps he shouldn't have flirted with that Twi'lek waitress...

Anonymous said...

May the queef be with you.

dadoctah said...

I've got a bad feeling about this. No, not bad. What is the word...TINGLY!

prince of leaves said...

Do-it-yourself hemorrhoid cauterization lasers took away the stigma of a visit to the doctor's office.

Anonymous said...

That's no way to kill roaches!

Anonymous said...

Princess C'monIwannalaya fit-checks for oral before visiting Jaba.

racerboy said...

ORA: "I see your Schwartz is bigger than mine!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The CPSC issued an emergency dildo recall after 7 women were seriously injured attempting to follow the insertion instructions. Apparently, Fig 1 was printed upside down and backwards.

-OR-

Just so you parents know, Disney's new sci fi comedy movie "Alien Enema" got an R rating and a two thumbs up from Andrew Dice Clay.

Submariner said...

Excuse me honey, but anus cauterization is NOT the same as applying a butt-closure.

Submariner said...

Word to the wise: Just before you head out to ComicCon is not a good time to jokingly ask your wife "if she's supposed to be Princess Leia or Jaba the Hut..."

Submariner said...

Overall, Miss M, this is an acceptable alternative to the mud suit, though it does have an excess of material...