Tuesday, August 27, 2013

This Week on "Ow! My Nuts!"


1. And in Hillary;s first term, the ATF confiscated everybody's gund and kicked them in the nuts to boot.

2. Video of the Egyptian riots are only enhanced when you speed them up and play Benny Hill music.

3. "Mock my tight ballet leggings will you!"

4. "Respect my authoritah!"

5. "Is this how they say hello where you come from?"

Best of ????
    In the Mossberg 500 vs Remington 870 debate, a 500 advocate offers a rejoinder.

Best of Dr. Doom
    TSA training is getting more true to life every day...

Best of Dr. Doom
    I see the new IRS rules for reviewing Tea Party non profits have kicked in...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
You're right, this is awkward. What kinda lame ass cop gets his shoestring caught in a perp's fly? Stop hopping around, I don't want this going viral any more than you do!

Best of dadoctah
    Meanwhile, back at the auditions for the New Village People....

Best of Submariner
    ORA:
    Pay attention faggots:
    It's one-two-three-twirl, one-two-three-kick!

Best of Submariner
    AoD meets dub; film at 11!

Best of Dactyl
    On the bright side, it made him forget all about what Miley Cyrus did to him.

Best of Dr. Doom
    If Chuck Norris was in charge of the TSA...

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

In the Mossberg 500 vs Remington 870 debate, a 500 advocate offers a rejoinder.

Anonymous said...

All vacation packages listed exclude secure handling.

prince of leaves said...

Nothing illustrated the tragedy of the Syrian civil war more poignantly than the story of Hamid and Hamza Irbun, conjoined brothers doomed to take opposing sides in the conflict.

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

TSA training is getting more true to life every day...

Dr. Doom said...

I see the new IRS rules for reviewing Tea Party non profits have kicked in...

...forgive me I couldn't stop myself.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

You're right, this is awkward. What kinda lame ass cop gets his shoestring caught in a perp's fly? Stop hopping around, I don't want this going viral any more than you do!

dadoctah said...

Meanwhile, back at the auditions for the New Village People....

Submariner said...

ORA:

Pay attention faggots:
It's one-two-three-twirl, one-two-three-kick!

Submariner said...

I think this is MUCH more compelling TV than the usual car swarm.

Submariner said...

AoD meets dub; film at 11!

Dr. Doom said...

Drudge Breaking...

TSA Agent Bob Jones foiled a terrorist plot at Logan International Airport today... In other news, TSA Agent Bob Jones was fired by DHS Secretary Janet Napolitano for racial profiling...

Dactyl said...

On the bright side, it made him forget all about what Miley Cyrus did to him.

Dr. Doom said...

Disney Star Wars Trailer Voice Over:

Ang Lee directs the latest in the Star Wars franchise, Forced. It relates the story of Boba Fet and Jabba the Hut in the the early years. Follow these two crazy kids as they embark on a beautiful 'friendship'. Parental discretion is advised...

Kaptain Krude said...

"Roshumbo!"

Whacko said...

"No man, to do the Obama golf dance, you gotta straighten your back and twist your head to the right."

Dr. Doom said...

If Chuck Norris was in charge of the TSA...

Submariner said...

...and his balls fly out of his mouth in 3... 2... 1..

Adjustah said...

See, Sarge. This ones still slightly out of tune...