Cue the Anthony Wieiner Theme Music
1. In two years, when New Yorkers are asking themselves why they elected an insane communist lesbian superbitch as mayor, show them this picture.
2. "Double-sided for her pleasure, Mr. Abedin."
3. Weiner was so disappointed, he thought she was happy to see him until she took it out of her pocket.
4. "We brought you a snack; it smells like tuna 'cos it's leftover from the Slut Walk."
5. Ironically, the black woman is taking a pic of the encounter that she will tweet to all of her friends.