Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Tuesday Weiner Exposure

Cue the Anthony Wieiner Theme Music 


1. In two years, when New Yorkers are asking themselves why they elected an insane communist lesbian superbitch as mayor, show them this picture.

2. "Double-sided for her pleasure, Mr. Abedin."

3. Weiner was so disappointed, he thought she was happy to see him until she took it out of her pocket.

4. "We brought you a snack; it smells like tuna 'cos it's leftover from the Slut Walk." 

5. Ironically, the black woman is taking a pic of the encounter that she will tweet to all of her friends.

9 comments:

metalgarth said...

yeah, yeah, Butthead, I touched the Slut Walk banana... it was awesome, yeah, yeah...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Lorena Bobbit (she's really let herself go, hasn't she?) shows how to unBobbit a banana using duct tape. Anthony grimaces, but thinks, "Good to know!"

-OR-

Unable to resist a challenge, Anthony happily reaches for the banana to hold it next to his own little soldier.

-OR-

Mr. Grab-a-Phallic-Symbol strikes again.

Anonymous said...

Porto Ricky es no bueno con El Weinador.

Anonymous said...

Shaking babies and kissing hands, just like any other soulless dildo would.

Anonymous said...

Woman fails to understand that Anthony is of proud laughingstock.

Anonymous said...

Another sexting victim confronts her stalker.

Jack Reacher said...

Although he trails write-in candidate "Duct-Taped Banana" in the polls, Carlos Danger is pretty sure he can top the fruit in a debate.

Jack Reacher said...

"Yeah, you're not exactly the spittin' image of your Twitter pic either, Carlos."

Dr. Doom said...

NEVER EVER play show and tell with Mr. Weiner...