Wednesday, September 11, 2013

The Littlest Weiner


1. "Richard Dawkins, you're my kind of atheist!"

2. "Wow, this kid's ass is tender. Maybe Harry Reid is on to something."

3.  "Daddy, tell me again how I owe my existence to Aunt Hillary and a turkey baster."

4. "That's it kid, now twist daddy's nipple ring! Harder!"

5. "You know what I hate, little guy? Balding black women with big coke-bottle glasses!"


11 comments:

GregMan said...

"I may have lost the primary, ended my political career, and humiliated myself on the national stage again, but at least I still have my catamite!"

jimmy said...

Never one to miss a beat, Weiner begins his campaign to unseat the head of NAMBLA.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

All that's missing is a commodore's cap to complete the vision of him holding a female passenger's kid hostage on the deck of the HMS Good Ship Lollipop as it sinks. "Wait, don't go! Just one more sext message and photo, puleeeeze. Lemme unzip my fly... "

-OR-

Wiener ThawtlessBubble: "My peccadilloes are nothing compared to those jerks facing recall in Colorado for siding with gun control nuts. I'm a shoe-in!"

Double the U said...

Now you take daddy's cell phone so I can blame you for all those tweets.

Submariner said...

I lost, but their should be a Huma-job tonight to console me...

adamsunderground said...

In a proud rite of passage, Weiner takes the boy to his first peepshow booth.

adamsunderground said...

Remembering the old saying about never punching a guy with glasses, Weiner takes to carrying the littlest human shield everywhere.

Anonymous said...

That's 19 votes for me...

Anonymous said...

...and 1 more for Al Franken!

Submariner said...

So would it be improper to refer to the kid as a "cocktail Weiner?"

Dr. Doom said...

You know you are in trouble when even a four year old thinks you're way too creepy to vote for...