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"I may have lost the primary, ended my political career, and humiliated myself on the national stage again, but at least I still have my catamite!"
Never one to miss a beat, Weiner begins his campaign to unseat the head of NAMBLA.
All that's missing is a commodore's cap to complete the vision of him holding a female passenger's kid hostage on the deck of the HMS Good Ship Lollipop as it sinks. "Wait, don't go! Just one more sext message and photo, puleeeeze. Lemme unzip my fly... "-OR-Wiener ThawtlessBubble: "My peccadilloes are nothing compared to those jerks facing recall in Colorado for siding with gun control nuts. I'm a shoe-in!"
Now you take daddy's cell phone so I can blame you for all those tweets.
I lost, but their should be a Huma-job tonight to console me...
In a proud rite of passage, Weiner takes the boy to his first peepshow booth.
Remembering the old saying about never punching a guy with glasses, Weiner takes to carrying the littlest human shield everywhere.
That's 19 votes for me...
...and 1 more for Al Franken!
So would it be improper to refer to the kid as a "cocktail Weiner?"
You know you are in trouble when even a four year old thinks you're way too creepy to vote for...
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