Monday, October 21, 2013
1. "OMG! It's gonna blow!"
2. At some point, the junk in the trunk becomes a complete EPA Superfund Site.
3. "Well," sid Sir Mix-A-Lot, "There are excpetions, of course."
Best of John...just John
...on her way to the White House Rose Garden to help the president tout the success of the Food Stamp enrollment blitz.
Best of Jay Guevara
2023: The post-White House years hit Michelle hard.
Best of metalgarth
She's looking for a hot man, possibly a model who makes AT LEAST six figures....
Best of Dr. Doom
The military testing program for the new liquid body armor is especially rigorous...
Best of Best of
Best of Son Of The Godfather
...and then Dawn's ass exploded.
Best of Submariner
"That's no moon..."
Best of jimmy
Woman in black thoughtbubble: "Must.Not.Look. Do.Not.Turn.Head."
Nevertheless, the gravitational pull was too strong for her to escape her tragic fate.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Jeez, all I asked was, "Hi, did you know your fat ass is hanging out?" How is that racist?
Best of Steve O
Those sweatpants meet one out of three main criteria i have for clothing.