Tuesday, October 08, 2013

Gaiety


1. "Puny Earthlings! Kneel before Your Fabulous Overlords!"

2. Zaphod's brother was also a perennial contender in the 'Worst Dressed Sentient Being in the Galaxy' competition.

3. Well, at least you don't have to worry about it yammering on about Ron Paul.

4. "Welcome to the San Francisco Public Schools; I will be your Kindergarten Sex Ed Instructor."

5. Therberuth: The Fabulous Three-Headed Bitch of Folsom Street.

Best of Submariner
This season introduces the Mighty Morphin' Lavender Ranger; the nation's first LGTB super hero. Guess what his/her super-power is and win a free subscription to Queer Eye for the Not-So-Straight Guy.

Best of arf
    Sometimes Secretary Sibelius uses too much bluing in her hair rinse.

Best of Dr. Doom
    Ang Lee's remake of The Three Musketeers yada, yada, yada...

Best of Dr. Doom
Rising stars on the San Francisco underground film scene, Athos, Porthos, and Aramis, refer to themselves as the Three Mouseketeers and you really really don't want to know why...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
    Who knew Zaphod Beeblebrox had ghey Siamese sons?

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
    Ernie asked the judge to find him Not Guilty of drunk and disorderly conduct because two of the three officers who assaulted him weren't even in the courtroom.

11 comments:

Submariner said...

I'll bet this one's REAL popular down at the Glory Hole Peep Booths. I'm just sayin'...

Submariner said...

Most Dems are only two-faced...

Submariner said...

This season introduces the Mighty Morphin' Lavender Ranger; the nation's first LGTB super hero. Guess what his/her super-power is and win a free subscription to Queer Eye for the Not-So-Straight Guy.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes Secretary Sibelius uses too much bluing in her hair rinse.

......arf

Dr. Doom said...

Ang Lee's remake of The Three Musketeers yada, yada, yada...

Dr. Doom said...

Rising stars on the San Francisco underground film scene, Athos, Porthos, and Aramis, refer to themselves as the Three Mouseketeers and you really really don't want to know why...

GregMan said...

Obammy's negotiating team arrives at the Capitol Building to try to find a way out of the shutdown.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Who knew Zaphod Beeblebrox had ghey Siamese sons?

-OR-

As usual in Hypocrisyland, it's perfectly okay for a blue to do whiteface comedy, but let a white do blackface and there's all hell to pay.

-OR-

Daniel Snyder caves to the political correctness a-holes, renames his team the "DC Poofs" and introduces Twinkerbelle, the new mascot.

racerboy said...

Blew Men Grope.

Rodney Dill said...

Two heads are better than one.
Three heads are better for pun.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Ernie asked the judge to find him Not Guilty of drunk and disorderly conduct because two of the three officers who assaulted him weren't even in the courtroom.