Wednesday, October 30, 2013
Nother Lover Knife In Yo Head
1. "I should not have tried to take M'Chel's eatin' shovel."
2. And just when he got to the question "Are you currently experiencing blunt force trauma?" the Obamacare website crashed.
3. "According to WebMD, it could be Balls Palsy."
Best of Whacko
I think this is what they are calling a "preexisting condition."
Best of metalgarth
the new Ginsu infomercials are lot edgier than the old ones
Best of chronos the wonder pig
"ObamaCare doctor prescribes buttplug, Obamacare pharmacist gives me this!!"
Best of Dr. Doom
"I don't know it all happened so fast," said Chin Lee. All I did was ask Mrs. Clinton if I could have one of her Beaver Nuggets..."
Best of Joshua
The first documented casualty of Obamacare died from injuries in his own home. After an unfortunate accident he bled to death while attempting to create a health care account online.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Looks like someone fell for the cheap Do-It-Yourself hair plug transplant kit.
Best of Submariner
Tip to the wise:
In Detroit, never, ever, ever, never choose "trick" from a kid on Halloween...
Best of GregMan
The crazy part is a half-hour later he felt like getting stabbed in the head again.
Best of Double the U
The new Obamacare employees didn't not understand what was meant by "slice" on a CRT scan.