Friday, November 29, 2013

Baby Jesus Would Be So Proud

Hat Tip: Scotty 

 

Best of jimmy You ignorant piece of s#it! It's "po-in-set-E-uh, not "po-in-set-uh! [/whap whap]  

Best of Jay Guevara "Newton's notation for calculus is better!" "No, Leibniz's notation is way better!"

Best of Kaptain Krude "It's MY eatin' shovel!" "No, it's MY eatin' shovel!" (In the meantime, Dawn's head has a-sploded.)  

Best of Dr. Doom This is what happens when you run out of Butt Closures on Black Friday people. Watch and learn...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston I'm willing to bet they weren't arguing about whether ISON made it past its perihelion.

Best of GregMan Queue the David Attenborough voiceover...  

Best of Submariner Smelly Pirate Hookers In Trouble: The new Samuel L Bronkowiz film for the Christmas season 2013!

18 comments:

chronos the wonder pig said...

Not to worry, ObamaCare will cover the hospital bills....

jimmy said...

You ignorant piece of s#it! It's "po-in-set-E-uh, not "po-in-set-uh! [/whap whap]

Jay Guevara said...

"Less filling!"

"Tastes great!"

Jay Guevara said...

Debates over string theory sometimes became heated.

Jay Guevara said...

"Newton's notation for calculus is better!"

"No, Leibniz's notation is way better!"

Anonymous said...

Prepare for the Chimp-pocalypse

Kaptain Krude said...

"It's MY eatin' shovel!"

"No, it's MY eatin' shovel!"


(In the meantime, Dawn's head has a-sploded.)

Kaptain Krude said...

Jeez, the Divas Division in the WWE has really gone downhill.

Dr. Doom said...

This is what happens when you run out of Butt Closures on Black Friday people. Watch and learn...


ORA?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

You can take the {{{}}} out of the jungle but you can't take the jungle out of the {{{}}}.

-OR-

I'm willing to bet they weren't arguing about whether ISON made it past its perihelion.

-OR-

Next on Jerry Springer - Jig A Boos Go Wild

WordVerify: loMart - I am not kidding. I think these words are planted on purpose!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Bertha (the butt ugly one swinging keys like a girl) was released on her own recognizance and immediately hired by the NFL as a replacement official during a referee lockout.

GregMan said...

I see Dub's girlfriends are fighting over him again...

GregMan said...

Queue the David Attenborough voiceover...

Submariner said...

Smelly Pirate Hookers In Trouble:
The new Samuel L Bronkowiz film for the Christmas season 2013!

Submariner said...

Walmart: Putting the
ho, Ho, and HO
in Christmas fir 2013

Submariner said...

I'll take "Things You'll NEVER See On Cosmos" for $100, Alex...

Anonymous said...

Disgraceful.

Can't these broads learn to respect the Thai Clinch?

adamsunderground
(NSFW)

Carpe Phlogiston said...

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