Monday, November 11, 2013

Chris Farley Christie Honors Veterans Day



I can't caption this. My eyes are burning and my mind is frozen in horror.


Best of Best of
    Why we fight!

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
    It was supposed to be a harmless practical joke, but Dub suffered a stroke when the Sick Intercourses Ltd. singing telegram lady showed up.

Best of GregMan
    Man, it's gonna take a whole case of Boob Wine to erase that image from by brain...

Best of Submariner
    Agnes's biggest mistake was signing up for the Donner expedition...

Best of Submariner
    How dub sees the average runway model.

Best of Dr. Doom
If HHS ran a GoDaddy style ad campaign for Healthcare.gov, it would look something like this...

15 comments:

Plattsburgh said...

How the rest of the world sees American women.

Anonymous said...

Why we fight!

Whacko said...

This photo just made me gay.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

It was supposed to be a harmless practical joke, but Dub suffered a stroke when the Sick Intercourses Ltd. singing telegram lady showed up.

-OR-

Fat women demand equal protection "under the law" but seriously, not one of them can FIT under the law!

-OR-

Jill sued the creator of the "Hollywood Starvation Diet" but lost when she admitted she might have cheated "a little" by eating the book dipped in a lard and fudge sauce fondue.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Doc Feldercarb performed gastric bypass surgery on Bertha a few weeks later and said he needed a map of the solar system to chart the detour.

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Wait, don't go! Some guys love a girl with a little meat on her bones.
Meat, Jane. Not a nuclear winter's worth of hibernation fat. (cue door slam)

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Maybe the colonies can give her to England and call things even?

GregMan said...

Man, it's gonna take a whole case of Boob Wine to erase that image from by brain...

Submariner said...

Agnes's biggest mistake was signing up for the Donner expedition...

Submariner said...

Thank Gaia she only showed her red, white and blue, and not her pink...




I just threw up a little in my mouth...

Submariner said...

Thank Gaia that those flags aren't blowing in the wind...

Submariner said...

How dub sees the average runway model.

Submariner said...

That is a lot of patriotism. A MASSIVE display, IYKWIMAISTYD!

Dr. Doom said...

If HHS ran a GoDaddy style ad campaign for Healthcare.gov, it would look something like this...

Rodney Dill said...

I think ROUS's* should still be kept in the fire swamp.

*Republicans Of Unusual Size.

Rodney Dill said...

There are just too many days when the flag needs to be flown at half-mast..... but I see this should remain one of them.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Mable's online dating bio claims she's full of "potential energy" just waiting to be consumed by passion.
Clever turn of a phrase since visceral adipose tissue is rumored to spontaneously combust.

-OR-

Mable's in denial. In lieu of a photo, her online dating profile says she's "just a muffin top on steroids."