Friday, November 01, 2013

The Red Sox Win!!!


1. Field sobriety tests in Boston are really hard.

2. Ernie found that inverted farts had much more impressive ignition results.

3. The rest of the YMCA guys took cover when the shooting started, but Ernie was extremely committed.'

Best of  dadoctah
    Captain Handstand was Stan Lee's first major superhero to receive a 0.0% approval rating in test marketing.

Best of  Dr. Doom
    If you think this is bad, just think what would have happened had the Tigers won the World Series...

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    I can't tell is this a performance of Obama Administration healthcare policy through he medium of interpretive dance or a performance of Obama Administration foreign policy through the medium of interpretive dance? Domestic policy? Justice Department policy?

Best of  Carpe Phlogiston
    Clive only lasted one day on the job, but the kids still voted him Bestest Crossing Guard of 2013.

Best of  Steve O
    Quentin Tarantino does a remake of the TV show "Cheers."

12 comments:

metalgarth said...

Why are they trying to turn their city into New East St. Louis?

dadoctah said...

Captain Handstand was Stan Lee's first major superhero to receive a 0.0% approval rating in test marketing.

Dr. Doom said...

If you think this is bad, just think what would have happened had the Tigers won the World Series...

Jay Guevara said...

"Yay! Detroit is back!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

A heretofore undiagnosed side affect of dyslexia!
Cop yells, "HANDS UP!"

-OR-

Did you hear the one about the thief who stole a pair of new tennis shoes and then ran away on his hands so's not to get them dirty?
Ironically, he was caught flatfooted by a flatfoot.

-OR-

Revised SWAT Team Riot Training Manual
Don't shoot til you see the whites of their eyelets.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I hate Typos

A heretofore undiagnosed side effect of dyslexia!
Cop yells, "HANDS UP!"

Scotty G. said...

Problems with ObamaCare website worse that originally reported.

Dr. Doom said...

I can't tell is this a performance of Obama Administration healthcare policy through he medium of interpretive dance or a performance of Obama Administration foreign policy through the medium of interpretive dance? Domestic policy? Justice Department policy?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Little Known Hollywood Fact #3918: When asked to consult on the hit Sci-Fi series V, Ray Bradbury caught a huge blooper. "Everyone knows aliens can't do handstands!"

-OR-

Never bring your child to work on a day you're assigned to direct traffic.

-OR-

Clive only lasted one day on the job, but the kids still voted him Bestest Crossing Guard of 2013.

Steve O said...

Quentin Tarantino does a remake of the TV show "Cheers."

Kaptain Krude said...

No one would volunteer to help Randy light his own farts, so he was forced to improvise.

Hilarity ensued.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

BLIGHT - coming soon to a neighborhood near you.
Thank liberals for that!