Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Think Kink



1. Healthcare.gov replaces Obamacare Girl and aims at the core Democrat Demo.

2. Obama's revised Marine Corpse BDU's were even more reviled.

3. "Well, Martin Bashir can p-ss and sh-t in our mouths any time," enthused MSDNC's core demo.

Best of Double the U
    Welcome to the White House Christmas party, may I check your hat?

Best of metalgarth
    Alternate Universe #XT43559:    Rob Halford and Lady Gaga are the fashion police. You will wear what they say to.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
    Ever notice how the 17th in line for the British throne sorta does whatever the hell he pleases?

Best of curly
    “You mean ObamaCare covers sex transplants AND bleeding rectum syndrome? That’s FABULOUS!”

18 comments:

Jay Guevara said...

Who says Democrats don't subscribe to sound family values?

Anonymous said...

Mom? Dad??

Anonymous said...

The conclusion to our long fashionable nightmare approaches heralded by the leather Trilby nadir.

adamsunderground
(NSFW)

dadoctah said...

It's good to see that Lindsay Lohan has found herself a nice young man to spend time with.

Double the U said...

Welcome to the White House Christmas party, may I check your hat?

metalgarth said...

Alternate Universe #XT43559:
Rob Halford and Lady Gaga are the fashion police. You will wear what they say to.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Yes, I knew this was a "come as you are" party. Why do you ask?

-OR-

The replacement hosts for Jim & Tammy Faye Baker carnival show revival caused the entire bible belt to simultaneously drop to its knees quaking in anticipation of Armageddon.

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THAWT FOR THE DAY - How many daughters will bring boyfriends to Thanksgiving dinner this year just to pay back unsuspecting parents for refusing to allow tattoos on a 16-year old?

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Ever notice how the 17th in line for the British throne sorta does whatever the hell he pleases?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

(guy in background) - Much to his chagrin, even in disguise Jerry had to defend himself again with, "It wasn't a PICK! It was a SCRATCH!"
ORA Seinfeld Show "The Pick"

WordVerify: NAGlog - what you should keep in a journal if your state doesn't have no-fault divorce decrees

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Why am I here? WHY am I here?? To protest the way this $2 bill gets to display his tittehs but I can't! That's why I'm here!

Dr. Doom said...

Notifications from the Past

Hey Baby - the eighties called - they want their hair back...

Hey Dude - the Village People called - they don't want anything...

dadoctah said...

"Real Housewives of Enumclaw"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Robert Downey Jr's back, starring in the X-rated IRONMAN 8 - gender bending, kinky sex and a daring escape from Putin's Playboi mansion, aka the Perv Palace gulag!

Submariner said...

Now this pair would be frightening as hell to meet in the "Black Hole" at a Raiders game...

Submariner said...

SFPD has a somewhat unique graduation ceremony when compared to counterparts around the nation.

Submariner said...

I see that Gavin brought Bashir as his date to the fair...

curly said...

“You mean ObamaCare covers sex transplants AND bleeding rectum syndrome? That’s FABULOUS!”

Submariner said...

Didja see the size of the Adam's apple on Lady Gaga here? Kinda gives some credence to the rumors...

Submariner said...

Twink, oh twink, you little star!



v word - usedccd - what happens after the priest abuses the altar boy?