Monday, December 16, 2013

Groped by Joe Biden

You may be excused for throwing up in your mouth a little.


Best of Double the U
    The Biden's explain what is really meant by Health Care "exchanges"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
    Joe's Thawtballoon: Unlike Barack, I can do this sort of stuff and not risk death by giant eatin' shovel.

Best of Kaptain Krude
    "Come on, giggle like the little Pillsbury dough boy! Giggle, Damn you!"

Best of dadoctah
    And how about that other guy? Could his tie *be* any longer?

Best of Kaptain Krude
People wondered where ol' Joe got his "give two blasts from your shotgun" advice from, and now we know.

22 comments:

Double the U said...

So then I told him, "If you like your wife, you can keep your wife!"

Double the U said...

The Biden's explain what is really meant by Health Care "exchanges"

Double the U said...

Bidens not biden's.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Another awkward moment brought to you by Mr. Senility.

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Joe's Thawtballoon: Much much better than Angela Merkel!

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Joe's Thawtballoon: Unlike Barack, I can do this sort of stuff and not risk death by giant eatin' shovel.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Come on, giggle like the little Pillsbury dough boy! Giggle, I said!"

dadoctah said...

And how about that other guy? Could his tie *be* any longer?

Anonymous said...

Silver Bells
Silver Bells
Christmas sex crime is near

Submariner said...

Slow down, dad. We don't want photo evidence those ba$tards at Fox can browadcast...

Submariner said...

So I says to 'em "That BideN not bideT!" Hah! I kill me...

Submariner said...

So I says to 'em "To hell with the costs, the taxpayer's got this!" Hah! I kill me...

Submariner said...

Can you believe it?!? Some broad actually followed my advice to fire two shots out her back door with her shotgun and the cops arrested her for discharge within city limits! The crooks came while she was being booked and cleaned her out. What a country!

Submariner said...

Uncle Joe's thawt bubble; "I guess I found the present I want to unwrap this Festivus morning..."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Ferret Face Thawtbubblies: Hoo boy, now I don't feel so stupid about mistaking my tie for my penis when I used their bathroom. Thanks Joe!

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Whooo's had too much eggnog? tickle tickle
giggle
Whooo's had too much eggnog? tickle tickle
ahahahahhah
Whooo's had too much eggnog? tickle tickle
AWRIGHT, knock it off you old fart!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Hey, lookit me, I'm Chris Christie at Hot Dog Johnny's!

WordVerify: lipagoo - you don't want to kiss a girl who's wearing it

Kaptain Krude said...

People wondered where ol' Joe got his "give two blasts from your shotgun" advice from, and now we know.

Dr. Doom said...

You need only look at the other gentleman's forced smile to know where Joe's other hand is...

Dr. Doom said...

Sheila learns where Joe got his nickname, 'Joe Six Pack'...

Submariner said...

Carpe; I thought lipagoo was what the Hollywood set was injecting into their lips to plump 'em up like Ball Park Franks?!?

Submariner said...

Joe; "I heard you get your kicks ABOVE the waistline, Sunshine..."

Steve O said...

Joe gets halfway to first base.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

@Subby - Good one. I swear, lip plumper victims look as if they had Tootsie Roll implants.
hmmm, I see a joke in there about an unlicensed penis enlargement doctor

Submariner said...

@Carpe - We could call the good doctor "Plugs?"