Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Oh, Why the Hell Not


1. "Hipster in a Onesie" - The Morrissey Song Title Generator must have spat this one out.
2. After an exhaustive search, MSNBC finally located the one man in America who might... and I must emphasize... MIGHT... lose a slap-fight to Chris Hayes.
3. The Platonic Ideal of an MSNBC viewer.

Threadwinner: GregMan
    Wear pajamas.
    Drink hot chocolate.
    Tell your parents how you're just not interested in girls.
    #ComeOutOfTheCloset
    barackobama.com/takeitinthebutt

Best of metalgarth
    Rachel Maddow's current Christmas Picture was the lamest one yet

Best of Submariner
    Jon Edwards is GOOD!

Best of domo arigato
    Wear plaid pajamas.
    Put up Christmas lights.
    Drink coffee black.
    No one will suspect I'm gay.

Best of dadoctah
    Eddie Deezen cosplay: ur doin it...pretty much spot-on.

Best of Mr. Roboto
    "This will be great. Seriously, I always tell politicians to wear red plaid when they are up for reelection in flyover country. It just screams regular guy American."

Best of Steve O
    Wistfully remember your long revoked Man card.
    Wear your watch to bed.
    Talk about getting health insurance.

Best of Kaptain Krude
    Have you ever met somebody, and within two seconds, you have decided that you hate that person and want to punch them as hard as you can right between the eyes?
    Stewart was a weekly regular at the optometrist's office.

Best of Submariner
    Webster's Collegiate called, Brent:
    They'd like to use your picture in the 2014 edition as an illustration for "Twink."

Best of Steve O
    IIIII'm a lumberjack and I'm okaaaaayyy!!

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
    Wear pajamas in parents' living room
    Drink hot chocolate
    Ask mom for more hot chocolate

22 comments:

GregMan said...

Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Tell your parents how you're just not interested in girls.

#ComeOutOfTheCloset
barackobama.com/takeitinthebutt

GregMan said...

Wear pajamas.
Drink hot chocolate.
Wonder when you'll hit puberty.

#GetPubes
barackobama.com/boyman

metalgarth said...

Rachel Maddow's current Christmas Picture was the lamest one yet

Submariner said...

Jon Edwards is GOOD!

domo arigato said...

Wear plaid pajamas.
Put up Christmas lights.
Drink coffee black.
No one will suspect I'm gay.

dadoctah said...

Eddie Deezen cosplay: ur doin it...pretty much spot-on.

chronos the wonder pig said...

"I live in my Mom's basement. Why do I need Health Insurance?"

Mr. Roboto said...

"This will be great. Seriously, I always tell politicians to wear red plaid when they are up for reelection in flyover country. It just screams regular guy American."

Steve O said...

Get butt f'd.
Get AIDS.
Talk about getting health insurance.

Steve O said...

Wear stupid glasses.
Tell snuggles your kitten that you love her.
Talk about getting health insurance.

Steve O said...

Wistfully remember your long revoked Man card.
Wear your watch to bed.
Talk about getting health insurance.

Kaptain Krude said...

Have you ever met somebody, and within two seconds, you have decided that you hate that person and want to punch them as hard as you can right between the eyes?

Stewart was a weekly regular at the optometrist's office.

Submariner said...

Webster's Collegiate called, Brent:
They'd like to use your picture in the 2014 edition as an illustration for "Twink."

Submariner said...

Cap This! Classic Rewind:

C'mon, Bruce. You've been mulling the idea over for about an hour - just spit or swallow!

Steve O said...

IIIII'm a lumberjack and I'm okaaaaayyy!!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Cropped Photo Alert! He's actually staring at his blow up doll, Wanda, who's manufacturer's warranty greatly exceeds the coverage of his own costly health insurance policy.

-OR-

Suave Nerd's Thawtbubble that he's repeated every dateless night for the past 7 years to his imaginary girlfriend: So, my dear, should you, me and my hand retire to the bedroom?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

EDITED
Cropped Photo Alert! He's actually staring at his blow up doll, Wanda, whose manufacturer's warranty greatly exceeds the coverage of his own costly health insurance policy.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Metrosexual:
Drink hot chocolate (ALONE)
Wear one piece jammies (ALONE)
Don't feel like an ass because all your fellow metro's think you look FAH-BU-LUSSS


-OR-

Alternate Big Bang Theory
There will be no big bang at Lester's house.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Wear pajamas in parents' living room
Drink hot chocolate
Ask mom for more hot chocolate

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The Look "Sonny" gives when Mom bursts in unannounced dragging a young single girl she met at the dry cleaners who she thinks is a perfect match.

Kaptain Krude said...

Grown man wearing pajamas.
Complete with footies.
Talk about getting mental health insurance.

Dr. Doom said...

In order to sell Obamacare to young people, the Obama Administration wheeled up the big guns and hired Steve, a young metrosexual liberal to front their slick #GetTalking campaign. Unfortunately they botched the teleprompter interface on barakobama.com and the site routed users to a gay pron site.