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I thought Santa had 3 HO's????
Betcha I know where the 3rd Ho is... why do you think Santa wears such a long robe???
Earmuffs: you're doing it wrong.
"Sheesh. All those years surrounded by elves. What was I *thinking*?!"
KLUNK! After the groin injury, Teddy could only growl in falsetto.-OR-Hey, that's like my recurring dream! Just a few more steps towards that building is where they inform me they're vice cops.
Alas, his work is never done, two more stockings to stuff.
"What's in the sack, Santa?""C'mere, I'll show ya..."
Damn that Santa! Always gettin' the finest bitches!
"I've been sliding down chimneys all night. Ladies, tonight the two of you will be sliding down my shaft."
"So you want the bear to watch? That's kinky, baby, veeeery kinky."(Good Lord, I need to get laid.)
"On Dancer, on Prancer..."
Looks like Nick is tired of being on the "Nice List."
So I hear Santa saying, "Subby's been REALLY good this year so I'm bringing him the special present I promised..." and that's when I woke up.
Santa is flanked by Mary Christmas and Christmas Carol.
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