Wednesday, December 25, 2013

We're Done Here


14 comments:

chronos the wonder pig said...

I thought Santa had 3 HO's????

racerboy said...

Betcha I know where the 3rd Ho is... why do you think Santa wears such a long robe???

racerboy said...

Earmuffs: you're doing it wrong.

dadoctah said...

"Sheesh. All those years surrounded by elves. What was I *thinking*?!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

KLUNK! After the groin injury, Teddy could only growl in falsetto.

-OR-

Hey, that's like my recurring dream! Just a few more steps towards that building is where they inform me they're vice cops.

Double the U said...

Alas, his work is never done, two more stockings to stuff.

raacerboy said...

"What's in the sack, Santa?"

"C'mere, I'll show ya..."

Kaptain Krude said...

Damn that Santa! Always gettin' the finest bitches!

Kaptain Krude said...

"I've been sliding down chimneys all night. Ladies, tonight the two of you will be sliding down my shaft."

Kaptain Krude said...

"So you want the bear to watch? That's kinky, baby, veeeery kinky."




(Good Lord, I need to get laid.)

Submariner said...

"On Dancer, on Prancer..."

Submariner said...

Looks like Nick is tired of being on the "Nice List."

Submariner said...

So I hear Santa saying, "Subby's been REALLY good this year so I'm bringing him the special present I promised..." and that's when I woke up.

Submariner said...

Santa is flanked by Mary Christmas and Christmas Carol.