Thursday, January 02, 2014

Bustin' In The New Year


7 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Chalk bag? CHECK
Pitons? NO!
On Belay?
Belay On!

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She's not flashing, but the climber will likely be redpointing.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

As a general rule, bust lines don't run vertically so this must be a bust gorge.

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Fern redefines d├ęcolletage: "As close to topless as sagging mammaries can get."

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Per Wiktionary: Female equivalent of butt cheeks

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Bah, still thinking about cheerleader and can't edit...

Per Wiktionary: Female equivalent of contractor's butt crack

Kaptain Krude said...

"I really knead to read these instructions better."

Submariner said...

No, honey; I CAN'T cook worth a damn. Does that really matter to you?

Submariner said...

I see that Hillary hired a new cook for the campaign season...

Submariner said...

Surprise! The Playboy Channel also broadcasts the Martha Stewart Show, just not hosted by Martha Stewart.