Wednesday, January 29, 2014
1. Joe spots Sandra Fluke flashing the goods from the third row.
2. The precise moment his Ecstasy Suppository kicks in.
3. Forget clowns, if you want something REALLY creepy at your next children's birthday party...
4. "Wait 'til they get a load of me!"
5. Biden never realized the pills Barry's dealer sold him for $20 a pop were actually Altoids.
Best of Jack Reacher
The guy from Carmine's Auto Detail signals Biden that his Trans Am is done, and looking SWEET.
Best of metalgarth
"He's Mr. Winter Storm Anus, he's Mr. Cold...."
Best of Dr. Doom
"Looks like Chris Matthews slipped under the wrong desk..."