Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Smilin' Joe

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1. Joe spots Sandra Fluke flashing the goods from the third row.

2. The precise moment his Ecstasy Suppository kicks in.

3. Forget clowns, if you want something REALLY creepy at your next children's birthday party...

4. "Wait 'til they get a load of me!"

5. Biden never realized the pills Barry's dealer sold him for $20 a pop were actually Altoids.

Best of Jack Reacher
The guy from Carmine's Auto Detail signals Biden that his Trans Am is done, and looking SWEET.

Best of metalgarth
    "He's Mr. Winter Storm Anus, he's Mr. Cold...."

Best of Dr. Doom
    "Looks like Chris Matthews slipped under the wrong desk..."

13 comments:

jimmy said...

"Heh, you're right! What a load of s#it!"

Jack Reacher said...

"How YOU doin'?"

Jack Reacher said...

The guy from Carmine's Auto Detail signals Biden that his Trans Am is done, and looking SWEET.

Jack Reacher said...

"Dawn, that Old Navy sweater is mighty fetching on you."

chronos the wonder pig said...

Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a loner
But he knew it couldn't last
Jo Jo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
For some California grass

metalgarth said...

"He's Mr. Winter Storm Anus, he's Mr. Cold...."

metalgarth said...

Looks like some just found out about the "hot Leia on Leia action" at www.jabbagirls.com

GregMan said...

At least if he's sitting there masturbating he's not off causing trouble somewhere.

GregMan said...

Where will you be when your excessive flatulence kicks in?

Dr. Doom said...

"Looks like Chris Matthews slipped under the wrong desk..."

Dr. Doom said...

"Mr Biden held it together until Senator Rubio's constitution recitation reached the 10th Amendment..."

Submariner said...

Joe finds out where he'll be when his laxative kicks in, and realizes Boehner has to sit next to hi for the rest of Obama's platitudes...

Kaptain Krude said...

"Please prove you're not a robot. Obama for President in 2016.
Error! That is a physical impossibility!"