Tuesday, January 21, 2014

The Real Enterprise Holodeck Menu



Best of Submariner
    Watch Wesley clean Ferengi toilets,

Best of Submariner
    Blow up Traveler with photon torpedoes.

Best of dadoctah
    Not shown due to diminished popularity:
    Bone Counselor Troi's mother.
    Bone the Duras sisters.
    Cmdr Data's poetry slam.
    Go on a real away team wearing a red shirt.
    Leg wrestle with Reg Barclay.
    A Day at the DMV with Dr Bashir.

Best of Dr. Doom
    Also not shown:
    Mr. Worf's Adventures on Big Beaver Rd...
    Captain Kirk and Yeoman Rand - Old School...   
Lt. Yar and the Ferengi Surprise...
    Q and Locutus an Introspective (caution ghey)...
    Mr. Data Gets His Hard Drive Wiped Right Down to the Core Clusters...

Best of dadoctah
    Keeping Up With The Cardassians.

Best of Submariner
    Also not shown due to diminished popularity:
    - Help Mr. Worf remove his "Klingons"
    - Bone Guinan
    - Hanging out with Sulu at Fire Island (caution - ghey)
    - Wesley Crusher recites the greatest Volgon poets (caution - last rites required before selecting)

Best of GregMan
    - Pretend "Star Trek: Enterprise" Never Happened

Best of Submariner
    - Put Wesley in a photon torpedo case and fire at the nearest star.

13 comments:

Submariner said...

Watch Wesley clean Ferengi toilets,

Submariner said...

Beat Data at 3D chess.

Submariner said...

Blow up Traveler with photon torpedoes.

dadoctah said...

Not shown due to diminished popularity:

Bone Counselor Troi's mother.
Bone the Duras sisters.
Cmdr Data's poetry slam.
Go on a real away team wearing a red shirt.
Leg wrestle with Reg Barclay.
A Day at the DMV with Dr Bashir.

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

Also not shown:

Mr. Worf's Adventures on Big Beaver Rd...

Captain Kirk and Yeoman Rand - Old School...

Lt. Yar and the Ferengi Surprise...

Q and Locutus an Introspective (caution ghey)...

Mr. Data Gets His Hard Drive Wiped Right Down to the Core Clusters...

dadoctah said...

Keeping Up With The Cardassians.

Submariner said...

01-001 Stardate 1; F()CK ME, GENE RODDENBERRY!

Submariner said...

Also not shown due to diminished popularity:
- Help Mr. Worf remove his "Klingons"
- Bone Guinan
- Hanging out with Sulu at Fire Island (caution - ghey)
- Wesley Crusher recites the greatest Volgon poets (caution - last rites required before selecting)

GregMan said...

- Pretend "Star Trek: Enterprise" Never Happened

Submariner said...

- Put Wesley in a photon torpedo case and fire at the nearest star.

Steve O said...

For some reason, Counselor Troi always looks uncomfortable when someone is using the holodeck.

Submariner said...

- Kama Sutra practice