Thursday, February 13, 2014

Ice and Guns


Carpe Phlogiston said...

TOP Thawtbubble: The want ad said, "Easy Money! Must have big hooters, be able to ice skate and stomach calamari."
I thought I'd be working in a new restaurant, not scraping a bunch of stinking octopi off a hockey rink!

BOTTOM: CROSSOVER HIT Looks like Taylor Swift's shifting from attacking ex's with lyrics to just attacking ex's.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The entire inventory of GI Josie blowup dolls sold out in under an hour.


Just to mess with the Taliban, The US Army began dropping thousands of GI Josie blowup dolls all over Afghanistan. One unexpected discovery. Turns out 90% of terrorists are transvestites.

WordVerify: fructifying calmatio - a new Schmucker's jam flavor