1. The Queen has a surprisingly large collection of rabbit turds.
2, "And this been is where we store the testicles of the Republican Leadership."
3. "And you say nothing could survive the heat of the processing furnace, good subject? Not even a human corpse... say of a certain vile, horse-faced woman who will be queen over my dead body?"
4. "An excellent guess, your majesty. Now, can you spot which bin contains shinola?"
5. The Queen sighed, "When I said I wanted you men to show me your whoppers..."