Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Nuns with Guns


1. "Sister Madeleine, do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?"

2. Rulers on the knuckles just don't cut it with today's jaded youth.

3. Sister Mary Catherine and Sister Agnes discovered there was no better way to relax than shooting rats at the dump.

4. Kill Francis, a Quentin Tarantino/Samuel Bronkowitz co-production.

5. ORA: "Don't lie, Sister Margaret, you were *aiming* at Lizzie."

Best of chronos the wonder pig
    "Hey Liberal Freaks, how do you feel about post birth abortion???"

Best of Submariner
    Nobody expects the new-and-improved Inquisition!

Best of Submariner
    Note to self;   NEVER forbid anything to do with Dick to a bunch of nuns!

Best of Dr. Doom
    "No need to consult the book of armaments Brother Maynard. Sister Margaret Mary and I have it memorized," soothed Sister Marjory. And the Lord did grin...

Best of Some Anonymous Guy
    The word of the Eternal Word TV Network (EWTN) is pain.

Best of Dr. Doom
    If the Olympics crossed the Biathlon with The Stations of the Cross, Team Vatican would ROCK...

Best of Dactyl
    How do you solve a problem like Maria? Easy!

Best of Kaptain Krude
    ORA: "They're coming right for us!!"

Best of Submariner
    "Remember the 6th Commandment, Sister Meribeth.
    I only aim for the shoulders, knees, and crotch so I won't kill 'em; I just hurt 'em really bad!

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

When they said nuns with guns I didn't realize they were talking about firearms.

chronos the wonder pig said...

"Hey Liberal Freaks, how do you feel about post birth abortion???"

Submariner said...

ORA

Reverend Mother Placido had finally had it "up to here" with Sister Bertrille's antics and eliminated them once and for all...

Submariner said...

Nobody expects the new-and-improved Inquisition!

Submariner said...

Note to self;
NEVER forbid anything to do with Dick to a bunch of nuns!

Dr. Doom said...

"No need to consult the book of armaments Brother Maynard. Sister Margaret Mary and I have it memorized," soothed Sister Marjory. And the Lord did grin...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Hollywood Factoid #1728 - Leslie Nielson wrote The Sound of Music prequel: Governess Training Academy

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The GOP outbids Netflix for the rights to "Thelma & Louise - Part Deux"

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The Kansas Teacher-Preacher Association shows how it plans to convince the other 75% of Americans that the Sun revolves around the Earth.

WordVerify: idionat - tiny midge with a really low IQ

Anonymous said...

A trailer for zombie Russ Meyer's film Bad Habits

Anonymous said...

Nobody needs worry about the Little Sisters of Just War

Anonymous said...

"Sisters Are Doin' It for Themselves"

Anonymous said...

Mary lays down a hail of grace

Anonymous said...

Tip of the Scepter

Anonymous said...

The word of the Eternal Word TV Network (EWTN) is pain.

Dr. Doom said...

If the Olympics crossed the Biathlon with The Stations of the Cross, Team Vatican would ROCK...

Dactyl said...

How do you solve a problem like Maria? Easy!

Submariner said...

Before thou resorteth to the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, thou shouldst attempt resolution of thine dispute with the Justified .45 of thine Colt.

champaignken said...

She climbs a tree and scrapes her knee
Her dress has got a tear
She waltzes on her way to Mass
And whistles on the stair
And underneath her wimple
She has curlers in her hair
I even heard her singing in the abbey

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

Kaptain Krude said...

ORA: "They're coming right for us!!"

Submariner said...

"Remember the 6th Commandment, Sister Meribeth.
I only aim for the shoulders, knees, and crotch so I won't kill 'em; I just hurt 'em really bad!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

OMFG Sister Meribeth! Gordon never said "9 taps to the gonads, one to the head!"
ORA Triple Tap Modified Mozambique Drill