Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Show Us Yer TIts


1. Getting Mardi Gras beads from the Safe School Czar; you're *almost* doing it right.

2. The Republicans won the annual congressional basketball game, but hiring young boys to distract Barney Frank and Harry Reid was dirty pool.

3. The coach's legendary hernia checks had them lined up around the gym.

Best of Dr. Doom
"Mother you should choose your words more carefully! You can't forbid me to do anything, especially where Dick is concerned," shouted Bruce to his Mom at the basketball game, "Right Roger?"

Best of Submariner
 I liked the use of the girl with the umlauted y. Wasn't part of the word, but made the presentation WORK!

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
When will 90-lb. weakling nerds learn you can't impress cheerleaders with self-inflicted purple nurples?

9 comments:

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

"Mother you should choose your words more carefully! You can't forbid me to do anything, especially where Dick is concerned," shouted Bruce to his Mom at the basketball game, "Right Roger?"

Dr. Doom said...

The Missou Glee Club works on its new routine:

"Give me a 'P',
Give me an 'E',
Give me an 'N',
Give me an 'I',
Give me an '$',

What does that spell?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The Singing Belly Buttons half-time performance wasn't nearly as popular as last season's Synchronized Nipples show, though the school chaplain strongly disagrees.

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Zero Tolerance! The 3 white dudes exposing their undies were promptly suspended for the grievous hate crime - "mocking black attire."

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Trash-talking the John3:16 placard waver could get pretty ugly at PS-666.

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Any surprise that the founding members of Future Metrosexuals Against Bullying were promptly beaten up?

Submariner said...

Out of frame to the right;
the "semicolon" boy was expelled when he both lifted shirt AND dropped trou...

Submariner said...

I liked the use of the girl with the umlauted y. Wasn't part of the word, but made the presentation WORK!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

When will 90-lb. weakling nerds learn you can't impress cheerleaders with self-inflicted purple nurples?

dadoctah said...

Seated classmates at far left: "Geez, warn a guy, will ya? White I dig, but you cats are *clear*!"

Submariner said...

"Y-M-C-?" UR DUIN IT RONG!