Sunday, February 09, 2014

Storm Troopers Dilemma.



Best of Dr. Doom
    "Oh Mighty Gaia, please help me to find the droids we are looking for", intoned the Storm Trooper...

Best of Submariner
    Almighty Force, hear me: I know it's wrong but if you can get Vader to spend just ONE night with me, I promise to devote myself to the spread of the dark side forever!

Best of Submariner
    Gaia; how can I prove my love for Dick Cheney in a way that makes him notice me?

Best of Steve O
    1st galaxy problems...

Best of Submariner
    What galaxy will you be in when your laxative kicks into hyperdrive?

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
    I've suffered gender confusion and ridicule my entire life. Who names their kid Dick Tracy? Some call me Dick, some call me Tracy. Now, I'll go incinerate them all!

13 comments:

curly said...

If you like your Star Wars metaphors, you can keep your Star Wars metaphors…

Carpe Phlogiston said...

What's really hilarious - a hidden camera later revealed that Biden was wearing the uniform when this photo was taken.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

GOP Hypocrite - right after giving thanks for the food he eats, he'll be right back out there raping and pillaging the planets.

Dr. Doom said...

"Oh Mighty Gaia, please help me to find the droids we are looking for", intoned the Storm Trooper...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Trooper Thawtbubble: Ooooh OUCHIES! Never should have told ouch! the Death Star proctologist eek! ow! I'm sitting on the rhoids he's looking for! ohhhhh!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! I just know Vader's gonna find out I borrowed the Death Star and scratched the fender!!

-OR-

What the hell do they put in that camby berrie wine? Last night is so fuzzy and furry! My butt feels like I pulled an Ewok train!

dadoctah said...

Lando Calrissian never faced this dilemma.

Submariner said...

Almighty Force, hear me: I know it's wrong but if you can get Vader to spend just ONE night with me, I promise to devote myself to the spread of the dark side forever!

Submariner said...

How Star Wars nerds prepare for "Career Day" at their High School.

Submariner said...

Gaia; how can I prove my love for Dick Cheney in a way that makes him notice me?

Steve O said...

1st galaxy problems...

Submariner said...

What galaxy will you be in when your laxative kicks into hyperdrive?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I've suffered gender confusion and ridicule my entire life. Who names their kid Dick Tracy? Some call me Dick, some call me Tracy. Now, I'll go incinerate them all!