Monday, February 03, 2014

Tickle Me Rob Ford



1. "Hey, did you know Philip Seymour Hoffman is going to play me in the movie? What do you mean, 'too soon?"

2. "Deodorant is for sissies. I just splash some Molson into my armpits"

3. "Is that the CN Tower in your pocket, or are you just happy to see meh?"

4. "C'mon, Rob, tell me what was in the brownies."

5. "You know, Rob, in that Broncos jersey, you look like the Kool-Aid Man." 

Best of Best of 
    Pillsbury Snow Boy

Best of  curly
    A kinder, gentler TSA...

Best of  Markus ARyanas
    Yes you are! Coochie, coochie, coo!

Best of  Jack Reacher
    "Love handles? Yes, they're real, and they're spectacular."

Best of  Jack Reacher
    "We'll always have Windsor."

Best of  Submariner
    Ohmuhgrd, Rob; you're hung like a hockey puck!

Best of  Carpe Phlogiston
    Brokeback Mountain Revisited:
    "Many many years later...."

Best of  dadoctah
    Lamaze: ur doin it rong.

Best of  metalgarth
    The "Tickle Me Rush Limbaugh" doll never really caught on....

Best of  curly
    The foreplay portion of the Tickle Me Prostate game is hilarious.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Contact high, eh?

Anonymous said...

Pillsbury Snow Boy

Submariner said...

Ford; "I DO have my back against the wall..."

curly said...

A kinder, gentler TSA...

Kaptain Krude said...

"Get in mah bellah, eh?"

Markus ARyanas said...

Yes you are! Coochie, coochie, coo!

Jack Reacher said...

"Love handles? Yes, they're real, and they're spectacular."

Jack Reacher said...

"We'll always have Windsor."

Submariner said...

Ohmuhgrd, Rob; you're hung like a hockey puck!

Submariner said...

Let me guess;
"shrinkage?"

DaveP. said...

Voiceover: "Where will YOU be, when your aphrodisiac kicks in?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Newly elected mayor Bill de Blasio decides not to end Stop & Frisk, instead ordering all cops to make it a fun and wholesome interactive experience for hoodlums, gangstas and that statistical anomaly... ordinary citizens.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Brokeback Mountain Revisited:
"Many many years later...."

-OR-

How to Steal Passwords for Dummies
Page 5, Fig. 1b

-OR-

Shriek! hee hee hee hee hee I told you NOT

HERE, save it for the Holiday Inn!!


-OR-

Rather brazen for a pickpocket, even a politician.

-OR-

Knowing it puts crocodiles to sleep, Leno's

replacement tries scratching
a) Rush Limbaugh's
b) Dr. Phil's
c) Newt Gingrich's
tummy just to shut him up.

dadoctah said...

Lamaze: ur doin it rong.

Dr. Doom said...

In Washington DC the chief executive gets the 'podium treatment' from the press. In Toronto, not so much...

metalgarth said...

The "Tickle Me Rush Limbaugh" doll never really caught on....

curly said...

The foreplay portion of the Tickle Me Prostate game is hilarious.