Saturday, March 29, 2014
A Nice Weekend in the Country
At best, most actors get a star on the sidewalk in Hollywood, maybe a monument in their home town. Bill Shatner really set a new bar for popular success, didn't he?
Best of jimmy
Three exits past Gonorrhea Gulch on I-69 sits Hooker Valley, the bucolic (and occasionally bulimic) setting for this winter's upcoming blockbuster, "Not Without My Valtrex," a Samuel L. Bronkowitz production.
Best of dadoctah
"Pepperidge Fahm remembahs...."
Best of Dr. Doom
"Lassie Nooooooo." shouted a horrified Timmy...
Best of Kaptain Krude
Hours later, Timmy dejectedly walked back to the road. "Don't bother," he muttered. "It's just a bed with a hundred Sandra Fluke clones in it."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Mulder finally gets his way with Scully when they investigate Area 69!
Best of Whacko
"I should have plenty of time to jog the 30 miles into Hooker Valley, knock off a piece, have a nice meal, and be back before the "Best of's" are posted."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
One little indiscretion for Marty in 1955 and Hill Valley is altered forever.