Saturday, March 29, 2014

A Nice Weekend in the Country



Threadwinner: Submariner
    At best, most actors get a star on the sidewalk in Hollywood, maybe a monument in their home town. Bill Shatner really set a new bar for popular success, didn't he?

Best of jimmy
Three exits past Gonorrhea Gulch on I-69 sits Hooker Valley, the bucolic (and occasionally bulimic) setting for this winter's upcoming blockbuster, "Not Without My Valtrex," a Samuel L. Bronkowitz production.

Best of dadoctah
    "Pepperidge Fahm remembahs...."

Best of Dr. Doom
    "Lassie Nooooooo." shouted a horrified Timmy...

Best of Kaptain Krude
Hours later, Timmy dejectedly walked back to the road. "Don't bother," he muttered. "It's just a bed with a hundred Sandra Fluke clones in it."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
    Mulder finally gets his way with Scully when they investigate Area 69!


Best of Whacko
"I should have plenty of time to jog the 30 miles into Hooker Valley, knock off a piece, have a nice meal, and be back before the "Best of's" are posted."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
    One little indiscretion for Marty in 1955 and Hill Valley is altered forever.

18 comments:

Kaptain Krude said...

You'd think there would be a bigger crowd.

jimmy said...

Three exits past Gonorrhea Gulch on I-69 sits Hooker Valley, the bucolic (and occasionally bulimic) setting for this winter's upcoming blockbuster, "Not Without My Valtrex," a Samuel L. Bronkowitz production.

Submariner said...

Send me in, coach; I'm ready to play!

chronos the wonder pig said...

Run, Forrest, run!

dadoctah said...

"Pepperidge Fahm remembahs...."

Dr. Doom said...

"Lassie Nooooooo." shouted a horrified Timmy...

Dr. Doom said...

Wind sprints at practice for the Hooker Valley High Fighting Streetwalkers are a real bitch...

racerboy said...

I wouldn't say it's off the beaten path, but...

Word Verif: quo ngnonc - I think I had him as a TA for one of my freshman engineering classes...

Kaptain Krude said...

Hours later, Timmy dejectedly walked back to the road. "Don't bother," he muttered. "It's just a bed with a hundred Sandra Fluke clones in it."

Submariner said...

ORA?

Must be the new Jacquelin Susann sequel.

Submariner said...

At best, most actors get a star on the sidewalk in Hollywood, maybe a monument in their home town. Bill Shatner really set a new bar for popular success, didn't he?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The opening scene for Charlie Sheen's new sitcom didn't surprise the 3 people who tuned in. Spoiler: The part of Rose is played by Whoopie Goldberg.

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FOX: You'll never guess how the first episode of the Where's Waldo reality show ends!

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Mulder finally gets his way with Scully when they investigate Area 69!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Brokeback Mountain, Part 2 - "Things get complicated."

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Conservatives announce a new "cure" for ghey.

Whacko said...

"I should have plenty of time to jog the 30 miles into Hooker Valley, knock off a piece, have a nice meal, and be back before the "Best of's" are posted."

Submariner said...

Today's Army:
Not your father's field exercises anymore...

Son Of The Godfather said...

That day my mama socked it to the Hooker Valley P.T.A...

Son Of The Godfather said...

One little indiscretion for Marty in 1955 and Hill Valley is altered forever.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Missed it by *that* much
Just one ridge over, the Donner Party never knew just how close they came to having a REALLY great winter.