Friday, March 28, 2014

Dark Helmet Versus the Mohels


1. Well, someone's got some worms in his rear.

2. And now we know why his helmet is shaped like that.

3. The extra-large codpiece really brings the message home.

4. Say what you will about Putin, the guy knows how to use social media to get just about any message across.

5. Lord Vader actually didn't give a sh-t about circumcision, he just wanted to get in the pants of that crazy activist chick, Mon Mothma.

Best of Dr. Doom
    Flip side of sign: Let me tell you about Ron Paul...

Best of Whacko
    Just wondering; in the Evil Empire are circumcisions performed with a light saber?

Best of dadoctah
    That guy with the red face paint in Phantom Menace? Darth Mohel.

Best of Submariner
    His daughter's sexuality has left Dick Cheney a bitter man, hasn't it?

Best of dadoctah
    May the foreskin be with you.

Best of dadoctah
    ...or...
    I find your lack of foreskin...disturbing.

12 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Sweeps Week at FOX News already?

-OR-

Darth's hard up for cash. It was either Little League® Tee Ball scorekeeper, or a inner city Eat At JOE'S sandwich board gig breathing bus fumes... and he wheezes enough as it is.

dadoctah said...

We all know Vader's a dick. That's still no excuse for turning militant about it.

Dr. Doom said...

Flip side of sign: Let me tell you about Ron Paul...

Whacko said...

Just wondering; in the Evil Empire are circumcisions performed with a light saber?

dadoctah said...

That guy with the red face paint in Phantom Menace? Darth Mohel.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Darth secretly admires the Borg's Full Metal Jacket mandate.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Darth's just miffed he wasn't invited to the bris at Queen Amidala's castle. That guy really holds a grudge!

GregMan said...

"I am your foreskin, Luke."

Submariner said...

His daughter's sexuality has left Dick Cheney a bitter man, hasn't it?

dadoctah said...

May the foreskin be with you.

dadoctah said...

...or...

I find your lack of foreskin...disturbing.

dadoctah said...

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away: the original version of the "Subterranean Homesick Blues" video was shot.