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No, I don't have worms in the rear. Why do you ask?
"Whoa slow down there. Balance the budget, secure the borders, project power?", soothed Mr. McConnell, "Now where did all this crazy talk come from?"
Sure, I remember my oath - "I do solemnly swear to screw the citizens of this nation at every opportunity, to squander tax revenue as if it were my own, to accept bribes and "informed guidance" from lobbyists and PACs in exchange for my vote, and to rise to my own level of incompetency as quickly as possible." Ooops, my bad, that's our secret oath. winky winky
"Dammit, I hate it when Sulu checks out my butt... oh, wait, he's right behind me, isn't he?"
Then, just as he was explaining why caving to the dems on every issue was such a cool idea, an enormous chariot wheel smashed into Mitch McConnell's head.
"Now you just hold the phone there mister," instructed Mr. McConnell, "Do you mean to tell me there is not one shovel ready project anywhere in Amerikkka?"
Rubio: "I want the truth!"McConnell: "I Can't handle the truth!"
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