Monday, March 17, 2014

Hillary Does Her Monica Impression

I'm still vacationing in the Great White North. Hit Her with Your Best Shot. 



Threadwinner: Steve O
    "Give me... sugar... in water."

Best of Submariner
    The Hildawg tries her damdestr NOT to let her laxative kick in...

Best ofJay Guevara
    "BrrrrrrrRRRRAPPPP!"
    "AAAAaaahhhhh."
    Hillary's staff hated when she ate a burrito for lunch.

Best ofCarpe Phlogiston
Hillary's use of an undocumented plastic surgeon for her 2016 face lift had an unintended albeit hilarious consequence.

Best ofsatted
    It's gonna blow!!!

Best of Dr. Doom
    "Mr. Weiner, put that away and get back to work on my campaign," chortled Mrs. Clinton...

Best ofWhacko
    Hill shows her "O Face."

Best of Dactyl
Holding her breath didn't cure her hiccups, so Bill showed her a picture of President Joe Biden.

Best of  Subby
    When you try to hold in a queef, everyone knows it's you anyways, Hill...

24 comments:

Submariner said...

The Hildawg tries her damdestr NOT to let her laxative kick in...

Submariner said...

Bubba said...

"Oh, c'mon, Hillary; it's been 3 months! Either spit or swallow. You have to deliver your next 'I'm still not sure if I'm running in 2016' speech on MSNB speech in just two days; and you KNOW how long it takes makeup to mask your age."

Jay Guevara said...

"BrrrrrrrRRRRAPPPP!"

"AAAAaaahhhhh."

Hillary's staff hated when she ate a burrito for lunch.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Hillary's use of a dyslexic plastic surgeon for her 2016 face lift had an unintended albeit hilarious consequence.

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And this is why Hillary's voting NO to medical tort reform.

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Hillary Thawtbubble: I'm going to get even with Pelosi for recommending that quack if it's the last thing I do.

satted said...

It's gonna blow!!!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Optical Illusions
Hillary demonstrates how this position makes her saggy old boobs appear to have substance. Much like her political positions make her appear to have substance.

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andthenblammo! said...

"Hail to the Queef!"

Dr. Doom said...

Mrs. Clinton tries to keep a straight face while answering the FNC reporter's question on her stance on personal responsibility...

Dr. Doom said...

"Yes Chris I did soil my depends," replied Mrs. Clinton to the debate moderator, "But what difference can it possibly make at this point?"

Steve O said...

"I'm looking for... a cat."

Steve O said...

"Give me... sugar... in water."

Dr. Doom said...

"Mr. Weiner, put that away and get back to work on my campaign," chortled Mrs. Clinton...

Whacko said...

Hill shows her "O Face."

Dactyl said...

Holding her breath didn't cure her hiccups, so Bill showed her a picture of President Joe Biden.

Anonymous said...

Steve O said...
"Give me... sugar... in water."


Excellent MIB ref.

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

Looks like Hillary is particularly pleased with this year's crop of intern candidates. And why wouldn't she be, they are all Womyn's Studies majors at Cornell...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Standing in front of the sweet kindergartners, Hillary bites her tongue when little Cathy Marie asks: "Are you planning to put your husband in Gitmo if you win?"

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Hillary's presidential hopes were dashed when, against advice of he handlers, she went on "Are You Smarter than A Fifth Grader?"

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Biden: Hey, Hill, is Chelsea really Vince Foster's love child?

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Hillary's "Did I Really Say That Out Loud?" Face
Question: How would you balance the budget?
Her Answer: Order all women to go buy new shoes.

Anonymous said...

Submariner said...

Looks like the night Jeff Dunham mistook the Hildawg for Walter.

Anonymous said...

Submariner said...

Looks like the night Jeff Dunham mistook the Hildawg for Walter.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Biden's screams echoed from way down the hall... HEYYY, WHO PUT SUPERGLUE ON THE TOILET SEAT?!?!?!?

Steve O said...

With the gloves off, Hillary does an impression of Obamba's foreign policy.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Not as redundant as you think:
Biden's screams echoed from way down the hall... HEYYY, WHO KEEPS PUTTING SUPERGLUE ON THE TOILET SEAT?!?!?!?

Anonymous said...

Subby said...

When you try to hold in a queef, everyone knows it's you anyways, Hill...